Think you’ve heard it all? Think again. While the mainstream “metal” media is busy kissing ass and playing it safe, Chris Akin is out here redefining rock and roll depravity. We’re talking about a night of pure, unadulterated chaos involving “Human Shot Glasses,” Jim Beam, and a level of debauchery that would make Motley Crue blush. Why is the mainstream hiding the real stories of rock excess? Do Chris and Neeley finally have the balls to admit they’ve gone too far? You won’t believe what happened at the bottom of a bottle of bourbon—hit play to witness the wreckage.

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- Chris’s Radio Shack Mic Fail

- The Total Lack of Technical Skills

- The “Human Shot Glass” Mystery

- Lupus: A Fake Disease?

- Slurping Jim Beam Out Of A Belly Button

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