Is the “Starchild” actually a well-oiled robot repeating the same lines for four decades? Neeley and Chris dig into the archives to prove that Paul Stanley hasn’t had an original thought on stage since 1973. Does the mainstream rock media actually believe this “Public Service Announcement” routine is organic, or are they just too scared to call out the KISS machine for being a total scripted sham? You won’t believe how identical these rants are until you hear the side-by-side evidence—hit play and see the mask slip. This episode originally aired on 9/12/09.

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* The “Open Loop” Mystery: Does Paul Have a Script?

* 1975 vs 1996: The “Alcohol” Speech Evolution

* “How Many Animals?” – Paul Insults Detroit

* The “Madison Square Garden” Fraud

* The Band Isn’t Ready! Paul’s Epic Script Fail

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