Comic Patrol Pod

The premise is simple: people who have sex, freeze time and decide to do criminal-y things. That was Vol. 1. This Arc Analysis episode brings back the orgasming pair for a "Two Worlds, One Cop" (great title) follow up, but is it an improvement on all we've read in the previous instalment?

Chip Zdarsky and Matt Fraction return to give this love struck, time bending and orgasmic pair another change to make right. as they attempt to move through their lives and relationship with the knowledge that they are not alone in cumworld!  

The duo at Comic Patrol were amped to read deeper into this unique as hell book, but the question remains was their enough laughter, plot and intrigue to keep the pages turning for the follow up?

One things for sure the perfect circle(circumference) does exist.. right Suzie?

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do not google the original film!

IT'S DECEMBER

Issue 4 of the new Jason Aaron Turtle run is out and just like we said, we're keeping up with it until it ends or we do.

We are going to check-in with which issues we read from last month and then look ahead for what's coming up in the solicitations for December, and pick out the ones that look most interesting to us.

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"Original" doesn't begin to paint the fun loving genius that is Mullet Cop. We at Comic Patrol are always a fan of any Writer/Artist that takes up the two impossible jobs all by their lonesome, because its hard. Respect.

Scout Comics and Tom Lintern help bring us Mullet Cop "After a near-death experience, FRED, a mall cop goes undercover as a manager at an all-you-can-eat buffet. With the help of his coworkers and a supercomputer/microwave called M.I.T.T. (MALL INDUSTRIES TWO THOUSAND), he takes on gangs and corporate thugs."

It sounds as crazy as it is, but manages to squeeze the laughes and intrigue right in with every line stroke and panel. If you're looking for a futuristic, neon pastel, gang warfare, with mutants, robots, and more... well I think you're in the right place. 

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It not often we get a chance to read comics from the starting position and move from ground up, but we lucked out with DSTLRY. 

Established by David Steinberger and Chip Mosher, in the olden days of

So what sells gets paid more. Seems simple right? 

Well buckle up as Coke n Dank give you the rundown of all the books under this brand new house, from paid, to laid, to shade, everything gets a look! 

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Whatta debut for this 3 issue book "Colossus!" doesn't sum up the adventure this little water-cooler-globe-head-warrior takes on when unsuspecting fishermen catch him on there boat. He is ROBOT 13, with little to know understanding of where is he from, who he is and where he is going, it doesn't take long for him to see purpose. FIGHT, ROBOT, FIGHT!

Writer Thomas Hall and art Daniel Bradford paint a mythological world, as an unlikely hero birthed from the ocean depths engages in a life-or-death battle with a terrifying Kraken. And thats just the opening pages. With just subtle hints to his background, another life lived and maybe a bigger epic picture, it's fair to say readers are left wanting more of this fun and flowing ride.

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SPOILERS FROM THE JUMP

Welp we did it, we made it, the Patrol arrived on time to celebrate mfn Halloween! And we did it in Coke n Dank fashion, with an all-time, rated-R, cult classic,  Halloween anthology, pulp fiction, comic book movie. Writer/director -

Less is more as we don't spare the nods, connections, links, lore and laugh in this movie, while we manage to find out Coke's first bought comic ever (BooM)  

Do yourself a favour and check out this fun flick its worth the pumpkin seed

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Issue 3 of the new Jason Aaron Turtle run is out and just like we said, we're keeping up with it until it ends or we do. This round Leo is up as the adventure moves from Ralph and Mikey in Tokyo to the Ganges River of  India or Nepal or China or Bangladesh. its probably India. 

Since we spend so many minutes not talking about TMNT T-U-R-T-L-E Power -

• Coke: 
  • King Spawn #1

We are going to check-in with which issues we read from last month and then look ahead for what's coming up in the solicitations for November, and pick out the ones that look most interesting to us.

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Welp, what can one say about 1950's comics. They're outta date, they're filled with propaganda, they lack diverse voice or faces, they don't age well, a lot of "men" are pulling the strings(story, art, concept, names). 

This is the first time (probably not the last) Coke and Dank called an audible

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Its been a while since we read up on our favourite half brothers Eric and Woody, as they learned the reason their father wanted them to stay together (think power gauntlets). What was supposed to be the perfect pairing of Offence and Defence, humour and sternness, is the yin and yang that brings you, Quantum & Woody.

Vol. 2 returns us to the pair as they deal with the fallout from their previous adventure with their new 3rd roommate, Vincent Van goat, who should drive and where they'll end up by books end. 

The only issue is will we get deeper with these characters who have only scratched the surface of what they can do? Or will we get trapped in a formula that will repeat the same methods of joke, joke, boom, joke? 

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Across the Pages (AxP) is our series where we take two similar-ish characters/teams/properties from different creators or publishers and give their various forms of media a well-deserved spotlight.

Both of these characters uphold the law in a satirical and exaggerated world, both in their own ways. One is a cyborg who was forced into his situation and trying to reconnect with his humanity, the other is a clone who is so successful at cutting ties with his humanity, he IS the law moreso than simply upholding it.

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