Comic Patrol Pod

Issue two of the new Jason Aaron Turtle run is out and just like we said, we're keeping up with it until it ends or we do.

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What do you get when you dress up killers like schoolgirls but also give them ninja-like masks? You call them Ninjettes, and they are what this book is all about. Yes, they are a spinoff from Jennifer Blood, but we didn't know that at the time, so we weren't sure what to expect. What we got was, well, schoolgirl ninja-esque women with rage issues. We think? Listen in for more!

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THE NEW TURTLE SERIES DROPPED!!!

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ITS TIME - Red/Black meets Yellow/Blue, Ketchup meets Mustard, Coke meets Dank in our Deadpool & Wolverine Extravaganza Review. 

Buckle up SawftCheezes n' NuMeatz as we go scene to scene, killshot to killshot, f*ck to f*ck breaking down the third instalment in this Deadpool franchise. Oh and in case you were listening closely the name on the boner-bone is:

...and because we forgot here's the cast 

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What started as a simple First Glance tradition (checking out a single issue), turned into a whole series examination of the 6 issues for Avengers Twilight. One of the latest Avengers alt-universe limited runs, where heroes are hated, the government is bought and paid for, and Steve Rogers is struggling to keep his head down any longer.

How does it start? How well does it end? Is the journey from start to finish fun? Are the characters interesting? And does the world keep us hooked? Find out here, as we record our thoughts after every issue we read, and mashed them all together here, in Eventus form, to let you hear our live impressions.

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it is not often a book can keep us turning the page, whilst making every panel revealed a spit-take of audible laughter and enjoyment. We cant hide our excitement for this book! Not only does this book seemingly reinvent ways to tell multiple stories, but gawd-damn is it funny.

A book so intent on showing the juvenile side of two protagonists, as they seeming choose to out-due each others decent into debauchery, foulness and ridiculousness fuelled alcoholism. This is @ssholes.

A book filled with vanity of the rich, profanity, classism, ageism, sexism, chauvinism, macho-madness, competitiveness, depravity, insecurity and boyish irreverence.

This book has a lot going for it on the surface, its clean paneling and illustrations punctuate the humour, its plotting of story progresses through a game of golf and 18 chapters, its written well and almost too familiar, and its hilarious - almost immediately. 

What we find just barely under the surface, is that these two boys, are not men, are not heroes, and in this case these two @ssholes are actively trying to avoid any redemption, as we learn more about how these schmucks treat themselves, each other and anyone within earshot.

Buckle up sawft cheezes you haven't had a ride until you've ridden with @SSHOLES!

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It's been less than the last block of Arc Analysis between volumes of Something is Killing the Children (63episodes, AA#77), but we had to see how this story played out!  Shoutouts to BOOM Studios! writer:James Tynion IV and artist: Werther Dell’Edera. Again the mood and temperature of this book are great, it iss both creepy, eerie, and exciting to enter this universe where something has killed almost all of the children and were still playing catch up to see why.

Continuing immediately after the events of the first and second arc, this volume aims to wrap-up all the loose ends in the small town of

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What can be said about an anthological, horror influenced, possible what-if, purgatory placed, mind-melt  of a book.. well a lot (and thats just Volume 1). But that doesn't begin to scratch the surface of this Image produced comic. W. Maxwell Prince written and art by Martín Morazzo. They take us on a ride that even after reading it, I still cant fully describe it. 

So forgive me if I can't comprehend all that is Ice Cream Man Vol 1. Each story is self-contained with their own protagonists, and own hard and torturous lessons to learn. The only connection comes with what would be an eerie musical theme coming from a  colourful and inviting ice-cream truck. The driver that would be the

I say this with no exaggeration, Coke N Dank literally talked themselves into circles trying to figure out what to make of this book, and if they liked it. So the question is, will our confusion lead to you turning the page?

Buckle up numeatz the patrol is on!

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Well Sawftcheezes, we couldn't stop and that usually means you will reach an end.  Thus we did, we have thoughts and feelings on this great mouse adventure!

Coke AND Dank return one last time to the forrest that holds the final face offs we were all waiting for. And we fall into the deep glow of the fire that claims more than one familiar face. Yes it's Scurry by Mac Smith. Who pens the story and draws all of Wix's wide eyed glory and condemnation (good word)!

This is the finale in this great and desperate adventure.  Our champion protagonist Wix, tries to unite his friends, navigate the forrest and vanquish his enemies. As Pict dares to challenge the prophecy from the witches and make the great guardian rise!

So buckle in and listen to us try and decipher how animals are better at surviving a nuclear storm than man. Gush over how size matters, as an allan key, nail and tac are the best weapons used by mice in battle. We continue to find more reasons to keep talking everything Scurry.

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