Comic Patrol Pod

Could be all so simple, a basic premise and loveable characters thrown into weekly adventures?

From wild minds writers Tim Seeley & Sarah Beattie with art from Kurt Michael 

In the soon future of 2032, a scientist enlists her four brillaint co-workers to help securing funding for more research. The  XXX-plorers would take to the starts on a new venture. SEX, with each other, with aliens, discovering of new planets ande sex, ne positions for science and streams, lots and lost of streams... of sex. The higher the streams and scores the more revenue this "science" team could pocket.  From the studios of Vault Comics, this is Money Shot.

It has been described as a "genuinely a wonderfully fun, brilliantly illustrated comic. I love it." and that opinion isn't far from the truth. But this wild ride isn't without its faults along with its charms. 

Buckle in numeatz as Coke n Dank blast off with the gang:  lead scientist Tesla Coyle (Physicist), Constance Planck (Physicist), Kneels Bore (Astrophysicist), Trinity Spheres (Epidemiologist) & Super Massive Blackhole (Biochemist) with Little Shot (their camera) in tow.

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Issue #6 of the new Jason Aaron Turtle run is out and just like we said, we're keeping up with it until it ends or we do.

We are going to check-in with which issues we read from last month and then look ahead for what's coming up in the solicitations for January, and pick out the ones that look most interesting to us. Some issues we cover in this episode:

Storm #4

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Well well Numeatz, we are back with a book that couldn't help but make

Great adventure storytelling gets us every time and Silverwing is no exception. This has been a story that has been told for at least 25years so it stands as a testament of what great storytelling can do.

it flows, it soars, it swoops and its honestly, a great flight of fantasy and adventure!  It has no business being this good and this fun while still being so engaging. So buckle in and listen to us find more reasons to keep talking everything Silverwing.

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There's something about comic books when the artist and the writer are one. Theres more jobs to do and thats always an ambious undertaking. Welp were back to review the next arc in this one man's passion project, were back to see if the misadventures of Janey Belle get better.. or fall down on her dead-undead face. 

If the first volume was a sinker, than this is the floating head that came back to the top for one more look... i mean it can only get better right... right?!

 Listen in for our thoughts as we poke holes in everything except Janey's mutilated body!

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As the makers of Comic Patrol we really only have a couple of rules.

Both Coke and Dank take  We3 under the microscope of what we love and loath about the story and artwork from famed writer Grant Morrison and stellar artist Frank Quitely.

The premise is simple: "three house pets weaponized for lethal combat by the government - as they search for "home" and ward off the shadowy agency that created them"  What this story gives us is a simple tale of man's best friend- a dog, man's sometimes friend- a cat and child's choice- a bunny, into a cybernetic-built-killing-machines. Innocence flipped into dangerous weaponry but under who's control?  

We3 is an action-packed story that doesn't slow down at any point as we follow 1,2 and 3 as they attempt to find rest, food and home. Now thats a good idea, but can we agree that it is a great execution?  Can we both get behind how we read it and how we interpreted it? 

Buckle in Sawftcheezes!

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Our Official 100th episode, and the only way to make noise was in the

DC has (kinda) recently launched it's new Absolute Universe, and we are here to help you catch up with it. It isn't the new continuity per-se, but it is a new look at many of their heroes, spinning out of the latest event, starting with, of course, the Holy Trinity.

We work with the direct precursor issues and even take a look at what's next to come in a few months. Buckle in the ride is universe ending and beginning as we fly through the pages of this relaunch of characters we thought we knew?

In this episode, we cover:

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I think this one hit Dank different than Coke, I think this one Coke saw something deeper than Dank. Thus it's hard to fault a comic that got both of us to really take a step back and do more research with what we read. 

These are stories you want, as comic book fans. you want stories that shake you, teach you and have you asking more questions than you had before you went in. 

This one hits us, and it's good... plus it's based on true events. 

written by Brian K. Vaughan and illustrated by Niko Henrichon

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It took until the end of the year, but we watched, and we binged and we called it one of best Marvel/Disneys best shows the-new-MCU had to offer!

It's fair to say that the MCUTV list has been a lot of hit and miss. Often not knowing how to match their comic counterpart to a digestable and watchable screen series. But we don't think we've had a better pairing than Agatha and her Witches coven.

There is a lot of gold when it comes to Agatha All Along including all the trials it took to get to this point. But we do our best to break down, insights, motivations and twists on twist with this gem of a series. 

Big shout-outs to Kathryn Hymn and all she breathed into this project from Wandavision all the way down to the ballad of the witches road

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IT'S JANUARY 

Issue #5 of the new Jason Aaron Turtle run is out and just like we said, we're keeping up with it until it ends or we do.

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There's something about comic books with titles that tell you everything you need to know. Zombie Tramp is one of those: the main character is both a zombie and a tramp, and that's all there is to it. Started up as a one man passion project, this is the beginnings of Janey Belle's long run in comics, and it's all about how she came to be a curvaceous, man-eating, undead.. thing. Making house calls wasn't anything Janey was a complete stranger to, but when she runs into the forces of darkness in one certain situation, it's sink or swim. Listen in for our thoughts!

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