Commit One

Commit One

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Commit One episodes

  • Ep. 7: We Are SO Glad This is Not Over 9000: Commit One's Review of Dragonball Evolution

    Kamehame-oh who really cares? Will, Mike, and Sam endure a painful experience as they discuss and try to find some good things to say about 2009's Dragonball Evolution. Poor casting choices, a very flimsy story, enough green screen effects to give a viewer a massive headache, and a moment where Will nearly has a nervous breakdown. While previous movies have had a bit of praise at points, this one proves to be one that ALL three of the friends universally hate. Join the Commit One crew as they hold nothing back against this poor excuse in bringing a popular anime franchise to the big screen.

    1 hr 25 min
  • Ep. 6: Relatively Interesting, Poorly Developed: Commit One's Review of R.I.P.D.

    Grab the cumin and join Will, Mike, and Sam as they take a look at their first comic book movie with 2013's R.I.P.D.: Rest in Peace Department and witness two great actors with good on-screen chemistry do their best to save this short travesty of a film. Despite an interesting premise, some decent jokes, and the likes of Ryan Reynolds, Jeff Bridges, and even Kevin Bacon, what the viewer is left with is some terrible CGI, a very shallow storyline, and really just turning in a poor rip-off of Men in Black (but with dead people instead of aliens!). Try not to "pop" as the Commit One crew breaks down this major let-down of a film that really just couldn't stay dead. 

    1 hr 19 min
  • Ep. 5: The Biggest, Deadliest, Most Boring Game of Floor is Lava Ever....But with Sand!: Commit One's Review of The Sand

    Don't touch....we mean WATCH...The Sand! Will, Mike, and Sam dive into their next creature-feature where the creature is barely in it and they are faced with stupid characters, poor decisions, terrible dialogue, and some of the worst CGI effects to ever be filmed in 2015's The Sand. Join the Commit One crew as they share their thoughts on a film that actually has an interesting premise but instead quickly becomes very boring in what amounts to a giant game of Floor is Lava on a beach. Even the addition of Jamie Kennedy could barely make things more interesting where by the time viewers reach the film's climax, they just do not care about the plot or the characters anymore. This is one beach party Commit One wishes that they had missed.  

    1 hr 2 min
  • Ep. 4: Poorly Written Sequels Based on Successful Films Rarely Ever Work Out: Commit One's Review of Speed 2: Cruise Control

    Will, Mike, and Sam really wish that they had missed the boat on this one as they take on one of the worst movie sequels in cinematic history with Speed 2: Cruise Control. Together, they discuss what happens when practically everyone involved is actually forced to make the movie because the movie studio saw dollar signs, you take the exciting premise of the original film and slow it down on a boat, and even a great character actor as a villain cannot save the poorly written plot, boring dialogue, and forced chemistry between the two leads. It's anchors aweigh as the Commit One crew breaks down this, quite literally, shipwreck of a movie.

    59 min
  • Ep. 3: Not Police Academy 8....But it's Close Enough: Commit One's Review of Lavalantula

    Will, Mike, and Sam unwillingly dive into their first made-for-TV creature feature with the 2015 Syfy film Lavalantula starring Steve Guttenberg as washed-up former 90s action star Colton West along with a few of his former Police Academy co-stars. It's mind-numbing, it has poor choices made by the characters, it has so many plot-holes we're surprised there is an actual movie, and it has plenty of explosions. Join Commit One as they break down this mentally exhausting film. Oh, and did we forget to mention the lava-breathing spiders?

    58 min
  • Ep. 2: Mom's Friendly Ro-Bust Company: Commit One's Review of Doctor Detroit

    Will, Mike, and Sam take on their first review with a look at 1983's Doctor Detroit. Join them as they dive into this obscure 80s film full of morning exercise, an evil gangster named Mom (with her henchmen Johnny and Carson), "ladies of the evening," an unwilling double-identity, enough subtle racial jokes to make you cringe and even James Brown! It's fast, it's strange, and it's sometimes head-scratching, but the Commit One crew are here to break it all down.

    1 hr 11 min
  • Ep. 1: What Are We Getting Ourselves Into?: An Introduction to Commit One

    Three friends. So many bad movies. No mercy. Will, Mike, and Sam introduce the Commit One podcast from it's humble, not-exactly-PG origins to the original idea to finally the audio product that it has become. From how the friends met to the many "rabbit holes" that they go down, you will learn how the podcast came to be and what will be in store for the future. The movies may be bad, but the conversations will hopefully make up for them.

    1 hr 8 min
  • Ep. 96: Could’ve Been Worse. This Could’ve Had Cher.: Commit One’s Review of Fatal Beauty
    This is one movie that if they actually tried to rip off another movie it would have been an improvement! Will, Mike, and Sam travel to the world of 80s cop films with the forgotten ”gem” from 1987: Fatal Beauty. Starring Whoopi Goldberg in the main role along with Sam Elliot as a bodyguard and love interest (yeah, with all due respect we didn’t get that one either), the film follows Whoopi’s sometimes-undercover cop character as she digs into the drug trade so much that we had to do a disclaimer at the beginning of this episode to address it and, at the time of the film’s release, it almost gained an X rating from the MPAA for its content....it’s THAT involved. Despite the interesting backstory, the film proves to actually be a boring slog and just becomes lost in all of the better 80s cop films of the time. Yet, despite wanting to completely forget this one altogether, the Commit One crew is here to dig deep into this film that even the director wanted out of.
    1 hr 52 min
  • Ep. 95: How is this NOT an Asylum Film?!: Commit One’s Review of Jeepers Creepers: Reborn
    Will the torture ever stop??? Will, Mike, and Sam revisit the world of the Jeepers Creepers franchise that they covered in the very first Trilogy of Torture by looking at the reboot film that stumbled over itself right out of the starting gate with the 2022 entry Jeepers Creepers: Reborn. With no cast returning (not even Jonathan Breck for his role as the Creeper) and no involvement from the original creator Victor Salva (which is honestly a good thing in the grand scheme of things), this film tries to do something new with the story and twist things around, but fails miserably in the storytelling area along with some stilted acting at times, laughable CGI, and so much obvious green screen usage you will wonder if the budget ran out halfway through. When you can make Jeepers Creepers 3 look passable, you know something has gone terribly wrong. Yet, it is perfect cannon fodder for the Commit One crew who wises this doesn’t come back for the next 23 years or more.
    1 hr 37 min
  • Ep. 94: The Critics Should Have Been Court Marshaled!: Commit One’s Review of Major Payne
    Can someone PLEASE explain to us why the critics didn’t like this one? Will, Mike, and Sam take on a 90s classic film that helped make Damon Wayans a household name (as well as give many, many quotable lines) in the 1995 military comedy Major Payne. Co-starring Karyn Parsons (of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air fame), the film features Wayans as a tough Marine who becomes the commanding officer of a bunch of misfit JROTC cadets. Yeah...even with the military theme it is a bit paint-by-numbers. While predictable at times, it still holds up as a favorite despite somehow qualifying for the podcast with a low critic score (but the audience score was much better). At least the late Roger Ebert liked it, and that is one critic the Commit One crew can agree on as they take on this fondly-remembered piece of 90s film.
    1 hr 47 min

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Three friends. So many bad movies. No mercy. Join Will, Mike, and Sam as they dive into the worst (and sometimes okay) movies that have disgraced our screens in a deep, sometimes funny, and sometimes…