Common Sense with Burt Franklap

International advocate for the gender binary, Blorvin Checkmate, stopped by the studio to talk with Burt, and spread his word of pro-man agenda (or "mangenda").

Burt recounts the harrowing tale of two black people in the DAG cafe and bingo parlour, and how he saved the day.

Racy comedy legend Granthamite Prunt joins Burt to complain that political correctness has ruined the career he built on outdated and unfunny stereotypes.

Burt educates Margarine Validation from the National Literacy Council about the politically correct nightmare that is Dr Seuss.

Ballpoint Adhesive brings DAG listeners live updates on the Royal Baby, as Princess Flan parades the newborn and hopes her pelvic floor will hold out.

Burt paid a very special visit to NBN 389 this week, to teach them a thing or two about tradition, and hounding a brown woman who dared to speak without approval.

Bechamel Drampt from 'Those Poor Unfortunate Souls' joins Burt in the studio to talk about how we, as white people, can best help Aboriginal people without bothering them with 'questions' or 'empathy'.

A mentally-ill, lone-wolf white man drove a car into a crowd in what was definitely not a terrorist attack.

Burt gives some helpful, patronising advice on feminism to Glance Haberdash of the Global Women's Alliance.

Daily Shriek gossip editor Garnish Featherdrop joined Burt in the studio to talk pregnancy rumours, crows' feet, and the impossible standards of beauty faced by women in the public eye.