Common Sense with Burt Franklap

Now that we've talked about all the sexual harassment that I can possibly imagine happening, why not focus now on the GOOD men, who DON'T sexually harass people. There must be some of them out there to talk about!

After being cruelly punched in the face for merely antagonising protestors and advocating for a white ethno-state, poor alleged white supremacist Corbald Shriek joins us in studio to give his (incredibly racist) side of the story.

Those bleeding-heart lefties want to take away our Nation day, just because it's a celebration of a massacre, but when would they rather it be? Massacring indigenous people was just a way of life for white settlers, so EVERY day is probably the anniversary of one slaughter or another. What good would changing it do??

Privilege Tosswomble joins us to recount the harrowing details of how a poor, presumably innocent man in a "Hitler Was Right" shirt was viciously attacked after provoking protestors at a Maybe Stop Killing Black People rally this weekend.

We here at DAG 752 stand behind Gutteral Half-Knot in the wake of these baseless and alarmingly consistent allegations made against him. Clearly these women are doing this to boost their careers, like all those famous and successful celebrities who rose to the top by calling out rich, powerful men.

Merry Christian Christmas from the DAG752 family

It's that magical time of year, when Burt gets worked up about how he's apparently not allowed to say "Christmas" anymore, even though he says "Christmas" a lot with zero repercussions.

Tired of treating women as equals? Accidentally advanced the career of someone who looks different from you? Burt has a chat with Rub from the Brosperine Brofessional Network for Blokes about how men just can't get ahead anymore, and why men need a space to be unexamined, reflexive, toxic men.

Ampersand Wingman from the Persecuted Humans League is in to tell Burt why Christians are a minority, and how that makes them the real victims. Listen in for details on Ampersand's anti-marriage equality fundraiser for the "It's OK to Be a C*nt" campagin.

You, the listeners, have your say about same-sex marriage, how being called a homophobe is hurtful, and whether or not gay people actually exist.