The gyno-fascists are at it again, talking about "toxic masculinity" and getting all het up because of a few thousand abusive messages and death threats including their addresses. Burt knows that the REAL problem is that women have ~opinions~.

The NTN announced actor and known woman, Scarf Rhetoric, would be taking the handlebars of Professor Dimensionaut's legendary Magic Tricycle, so DAG's culture editor, Freckle Horseplay, joins Burt to sensibly and rationally explain why a woman can't be a space wizard in a fantasy TV show.

Following a wave of complaints, Burt addresses those who were offended by his use of the word ***** on a previous show.

An explosion at a football stadium has claimed several lives, but the authorities are too scared to admit who's to blame, even though we all know. Burt, on the other hand, won't let due process stop him from naming the culprit.

Nadia el Masri, the Hijabi horror herself, is up to her old tricks again, and Burt won't stand for it.

How can we call ourselves a free country when a patriot like Burt can be denied the children's menu treat simply because he's an ancient being decades past his prime? It's an outrage!

The lesbo-fascists have got their pitchforks out for snooker legend Bloris 'Blazer' Footballcoach after she stood up for traditional marriage, but Burt's got a few tough words for them!

In the news: a landslide has devastated a British county, but Burt knows the REAL culprit -- Muslims.

Burt takes Indigenous footballer Trevor Gumnut to task for his divisive comments at last night's Sparkie awards.

Bowman Madrigal drops by the studio to talk to Burt about sound investment strategies, how to save better, and growing wealth through patricide.