Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

192. Oops In Your Face

190. Bury Me With a Capri-Sun

187. Surpass The Teacher

In this week's episode Chris talks about his wonderful mom, his crazy dad, the Paul brothers winning at life, and the wonderful world of Tik Tok comments. Also, Kristin got wasted at a party.

185. Hurry To Hell

In this week's episode Chris discusses his death filled trip to Arizona, the terrible Oscars, and the hidden third Property Brother! He also saved his son from a scorpion.

182. Johnny Figures-It-Out

180. Falling Up Stairs

178. Go Bald and Die

On today's episode Chris talks about Love Island, Dogecoin and Depends. He also explains how to cut your own hair, his newfound love of Tom Brady, and what it's like to be Santa Claus. Tweet your questions and spread the ...

176. The Trillest Gangster

Today we talk movie titles, a racist lady video, Kevin Spacey, Italians feeding you, and and the trillest gangster.

174. It's Different Now

Chris is 15 and we're alive at night! Today we talk about In-N-Out Burger, COVID commercials, the National Geographic + Vans collab, Jimmy Fallon, wearing masks, 90 Day Fiancé, Big Ed, and having a light that you don't know how ...

172. …To Completion

Today we talk about how Chris ate a certain celebrity's cookies, Tekashi 6ix9ine, driving with masks on, the mystery of Chris's missing jury duty letters, and 2 of Chris's favorite YouTube stars: Tim Byrne & Daniel Songer.

170. King James Jong Un Illest Rapper Alive

Still staying at home! Today we talk about Trump talking about injecting disinfectants, Too Hot To Handle, Adele's divorce settlement, and JIMMBOs that are up to something.

168. My Special Is Out

Watch NO PAIN on Netflix now! Hope you're staying home and staying safe, babies. Today we address blowback from the conspiracy folks on the internet, how hot text chain arguments are, the meaning of the word "underrated", Doomsday Preppers, OnlyFans, ...

166. Religious Murphy Lee

Chris just turned 40, happy birthday, Chris! Topics today include: Tiger King, the Apple TV remote, televangelist Kenneth Copeland destroying coronavirus, Akon's real name, and how people need to stay the fuck at home.

164. The Coronavirus/Self-Quarantine Special

Today we're being careful, on quarantine, coming at you responsibly, and reminding you to take this seriously as well. We discuss the latest with Coronavirus, Italians being emotional and singing, being cooped up, Jean-Claude Van Damme, cucks who hoard toilet ...

162. You... Might Want To Talk To The Stork

Today Chris talks about Coronavirus, BTS, McMillions documentary and the FBI agent Doug Mathews, not trusting people who "unplug", a story about his friend Dan, and his bionic child. Tickets for Congratulations Podcast Live are on sale Friday Mar 6, ...

160. Mean Girl

Today Chris talks about Buffalo Wild Wings vs. Houston, a Jason Statham story, Chris Brown's face tattoo, Bad Bunny, and that farting is sexy.

158. The Turtleneck Episode

It’s the turtleneck episode! Today Chris talks about how much he hated the Sabra Super Bowl commercial, the greatest acting performance of all time (it’s Nicolas Cage in Bad Lieutenant), Machine Gun Kelly, and Patrick Mahomes.

156. Lonely Boy

Today, we've got a new story about Michael Lenoci traveling. Also discussed: Aaron Hernandez, Jawline, Tom Segura, Commes de Garcon, and the song Otis by Magma.

154. I Got That Wagon On Me

Thank you: https://cash.app - https://manscaped.com - https://www.bollandbranch.com - https://www.postmates.com Today Chris talks about Matthew McConaughey's Instagram, Chet Hanks speaking patois, You, Time To Kill, Ricky Gervais, Rose McGowan, and DaBaby. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag ...

152. F My Carcass (Holiday Episode)

Thank you: cash.app - manscaped.com Today Chris talks about interrupting Bryan Callen's set in Phoenix, armpit Botox, monkey bars, other playground rides, Timothée Chalamet, Chris Evans, CGI on Jason Derulo's bulge, and "Cat School." Tweet your questions and spread the ...

150. Matt's Back

Thank you: cash.app - meundies.com/congrats - getquip.com/congrats - goat.com/congrats Matt D'Elia is back for Episode 150! Today Chris and Matt dissect the trailer for Drunk Parents, watch scenes from To Catch A Predator, and share stories from La Cañada High ...

148. Chris Calls His Dad

Thank you: cash.app - blueapron.com/congrats - manscaped.com - tipsyelves.com/congrats - mybookie.ag On today's show, Chris talks about disgraced Papa Johns CEO John Schnatter, acceptable pizza numbers, working out with Dave Bautista, the temperament of Keanu Reeves, and Chris and his ...

146. One Note Nigel

Thank you: https://cash.app- https://meundies.com/congrats - https://manscaped.com - https://butcherbox.com/congrats - https://bollandbranch.com On today's show, Chris talks about the British war on clapping, meeting Eminem, filming his special in Minneapolis, Zack Doncovio always forgetting his ID, the discovery of Orange Cassidy, Kevin ...

144. All Hookers' Eve

Thank you: https://cash.app - https://skillshare.com/congrats - https://blueapron.com/congrats - https://getquip.com/congrats - https://intersectfest.com On today's show, Chris talks about what frightened him as a young man, sleeping over at friends' houses, a Freddy Krueger story, and his feet-on-furniture pet peeve. Tweet your ...

142. Tim Hanginoncross

Thank you: https://cash.app - https://meundies.com/congrats - https://mybookie.ag - https://manscaped.com - https://skillshare.com/congrats On today's show, Chris talks about the Dutch family that hid for 9 years in a basement, the excessive amount of announcements on flights, checking into the MGM Grand ...