Conversations Kill

Fresh off the bye week and I just need to hit a lick, man. 1 gooner dead in Ohio. 

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Quick hits!

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Graveyard of Macs, lab top, revenge scenarios in the head, Osgood-Schlatter, 49er off-season, re-finding the idiot, Australia is far, substation, Bill Nye, jacked up, easy access shorts, juggalette juice, criminal tools, pre-nut clarity, helmet on mouthpiece in, lie bombs, Creed halftime show, beef of the week with Dane Myers v Tommy Pham, giraffe neck, retiring number 5, Livan Hernandez, and a tour of my future mobile home in East Palestine Ohio.

Your favorite art-punk podcast returns with a little clock reset, less music, and plenty of male body dysmorphia. From a Kenny Lofton thirst trap to the Paul Skenes ideal Dad-bod, it was always baseball.

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Kenny Lofton shirtless, simping for A-Rod, money over loyalty, mouth noises, Field of Dreams presented by sports betting, nothing night, fantasy sports is a pay to play, advertisements in the outfield, Ty Cobb ordering liquor from shoeless Joe, Luigi trial at the Mavis discount tire, Ted Williams home video, Japanther, Over the Edge (1979), panic attack at age 35, and remembering friendship Freddy.

We'll try anything once! Monthly Matt: Fogust Edition. 

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Pup cup, I'll try anything once, disrespectful Dave covering the Wallflowers, barhopping with Bader, marina girls, pee shy, white coat syndrome, Babadook, peace be with you, fortune cooking reading, scooter, blame it on the self driver, remembering Krukow, go to bed son, Ty Cobb slander, Babe Ruth's existence, supporting bad emo bands, Jim Jarvis, experiences, fortune cookie reading, and baaad baaad luck

The deadline to learn trades has passed, however Father Time remains empathetic.

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Checking in on deGrom, delivery driver food touching, Public Transitmaxxing, The Hajj to Taco Bell, finding accomplishments, dragged on United, boycotting brands, stop n chat, flight simulator, earbud out, Des Plaines, rough touch, ruler back-scratch, Fake IDs at the Smashing Pumpkins gig, defending Olivia, how old do you think I am, Mike Dunleavy, shared bathroom, zip-lock,  father time empathy, moving to Turkey if no baseball, and an MLB trade deadline rundown no one asked for.

The unofficial New Jersey Day podcast celebration episode. Hey, I got nothin' but time!

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Frosted tips could save me, jersey shore, talking to old people, Joe Dante, gremlin lunchbox, Arizona iced tea man, veiny Snickers, r/bald, Cleveland Show, small cap Pumpkins, water bill, peeing in the model toilet, stalker thoughts, comcast dot net family email, big shampoo, athlete's foot, and thinking / feeling / chuckling.

Matt is back, I keep repeating myself, but we remain stronger than the storm!

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Pre-show meltdown, fax, mirror affirmations, Stuart Smalley and Stuart Little, blue moon, Spain lisp siesta, Mosswood Meltdownburgerrama, Oakland Coliseum, on edge in the Bay, everyday is Columbus Day, hold the baby, hunchback, early onset dementia, giant thrusting, graped, 99 Ranch Mart, record breaking comedy, Obsession and the Odyssey, Covid or crack...it's not dementia it's just the theme bro.

Lettuce pray for our poop! 

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The end of times, keeping the dummies around, folding like a lawn chair, mourning in South Carolina, Turnstile Taco Bell, group fitness, hung up by AI, applying to the Alpha school, AI school shooting, skimming summer reading, pecker checked at the DMV, story holes, Claude gets real, Billy Corgan in the cage, homerunless derby Brandon Inge, and pondering our own Wonderlic scores.

Your whole bloodline is watching you listen to this podcast as it slowly burns out.

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Keith Hernandez existentialism, the vessel, Cracker & Camper Van Beethoven, swiggin' water bottle vodka, dating roster, dink, chutes, ladders, and realizing your mid life is having a crisis.

Further celebrating that human commentary! Same as it ever was.

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Italian American Mike Piazza returns, the Gallaraga game, shy behind the plate, mouthing ice cream while driving, putting humans first, rediscovering the mall, song-meanings-dot-net, hey wait how did I get here?

Now let me clear MAH THROAT! This is unemployment at it's finest.

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Hashtag funemployment, Neil banging out the tunes, watering dead plants, customer appreciation night, seat geek guy, stolen Zeppole, self face slap, AI throat clear, Brandon Aiyuk, the combined post, and being the THAT in 'who's that'.