Conversations Kill

Back talking to myself about strange (non-wet!) dreams, living with flat feet, and realizing maybe podcasters aren't always meant to be comedians. I guess I really am just some guy.

Quick hits! Remembering 989 Sports and Barry "Jon Dowd" Bonds, Ben Weasel offers a colonoscopy, haircut confidence, Red Dead mutton chops, robot vacuum crumbs, flat footed ice skating, and the drunk wall slide.
Now available on Apple Podcasts, so go blast the algorithm over there with a 5 star Steve Jobs rating.

Monthly Matt returns for some Monday morning quarterbacking after the Super Bowel! Longest episode yet, these sleepy bois sure have a lot of scatter-brained ideas to share since the death of their group chats.

Quick hits! LCD Soundsystem war crimes, snackies full of nuts, when to ban someone from open mics, a word from Alexa, breaking up with AI girlfriends, Gilman Street's Green Day, dying group chats, bandwagon hopping, Fireman Ed, He/They of the day Sourdough Sam, Senor Pearl, Bawitdaba, simping for Fred Durst, Kyle Mooney, bad boy buttrock white guy glowup, "remember when", breakfast with Jesus and his friends, hotel drawer Bibles, roasting versus being an asshole at the mic, looking like Paul Thomas Anderson, 9/11 widow infidelity, tall boys on ice, NJ strip clubs with manic depressive Bruce, missing San Francisco, brutally honest friends, and Billy Bob Corgan Playlist attached as well as the Twin Shrieks Radio episode battle of the bands (a little self promo never hurt nobody)

There is always Something In The Way! Six more weeks of Cameron WINTER! From the bleed out spot of the Boston Marathon shooter to another open mic in Jersey, please shut up! This is very similar to a radio show, so you're welcome shriek heads. 

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Quick hits: strategic coworker band favorites, Turnstile Grammy, 50 years to make this beer gut, Modest Mouse malls, yearning horny high indie, feedback of feelings, eerie tourism, the longest crush, audio engineer Styrofoam cups, open mic dissection, weaker Xanax pills and questioning sobriety. Will you bite the hand that trembles you?

More open mics, but even more football chatter. MD goes solo on this one, where I try out some new boo-worthy material, and why us miserable Jets fans should be rooting for Sam Darnold in the Super Bowel.

Quick hits (which is what I will be referring to the random topics that come about in future show notes, so you only get this explanation once): becoming a runner to sustain your drug habits, viewing dead friends on close friends' stories, making a band social media before making any music, and walking away from the casino when you're up.

Yes, this is the episode with the audio of my sad return to stand-up! Monthly Matt Caracciolo joins the show and we hit topics such as the Michael Jordan murdered father conspiracy, men arguing, pre-Kaepernick Newark Bears lore, baseball peanut etiquette, the first hawk tuah mention in 2026, the overlooked Kurt Cobain + Stu Pickles correlation, and all things OPEN MIC! We get raw, we get righteous, yet we remain real. 

Bar Mitzvah Madden tournaments, welfare fraud rap sheet, honeymoon kool-aid, weezy takes on Caleb's nail polish, Bush the band, old head DIY, 12 dollars an hour, Greg Jennings, and a quick browse of the feed during the Verizon SOS. Plus, a little sneak peak of my first time performing at an open mic in over a decade... oh it's all downhill from here.

New year same dread. Dry January is cancelled, AI cover letters read by AI recruiters, your first pixelated bra pic, Logan Morrison, the Monday of all Mondays, Peter Dante, grab a conspiracy friend and assemble your whack pack. Are you...in?

Numba twoooo ~ retellings of a sleep injury, Winn Butler the basketball all star, freshmen year black eye, fantasy football for fifth graders, selling Cyberpunk on Facebook Marketplace, sports hot mics, not taking the mislabeled perc, Madden '99 hail mary, and small victories.

Not totally a grunge podcast, and not one mention of pilots, or even 9/11! Find the idiot. Is this bad?