Conversations Kill

Two star-crossed lovers, Mike and Matt take on Pride month with continued disgust in their baseball teams and the state of AI, but they find peace and inspiration from the unlikeliest of father figures.

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Die slow charger, Sugar gay, Hamnet, soft launching Mike Piazza's homosexuality, Modell's comeback, in-office gambling, on hold with the crisis hotline, permanently pissed, AI music versus fair use, self-inflicted suffering, Bob Dylan's Patreon, Cialis In Chains, living in bare minimum convenience, toothpaste spackle, carton cheeks, Hugh Neutron deep dive, Daly City New Jersey, Ichabod Crane, the cat in the moonlight, and leaning into life.

Türkiye mentioned!!! A very well-behaved passport bro dips his scrawny toes in new waters while tourists spread across the US to experience animal fries and NJ Transit. Dive into the Kills, seatbelts optional, as we all strive to reach that world cup of life amidst a life of haram.

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World Cup world views, Hüzün, seagulls and cats, hustling amongst the economic divide, protractor hair plugs, Russian Blake Schwarzenbach, man hands, pre butt fumble Jet lag, fake sleep, Bourdain era, being the prized pig pet, investing in pillows, local haircut, I could live here, Neil Young lyric dissection, Mosque moments, shoeless Joe, armpit sweater shirts, crowded feet selling market, doubling up on the haram. Congrats to the Knicks and Timmy C.. but what does this mean for the New Jersey Nets?

From the back of the line at the 27 Club, I once again feel just like Brian Jones! Maybe I should've just taken that adult nap.

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Greg Oden, Tim Rager's existential comedy, NJ Transit hellscapes, walks-smiles-waves, housing crisis, Morrissey but ballin' on a budget, digital nomads, continental airlines arena breakfast, Ghoulmaxxing, not going to the Middle East, rawdogging flights, flip phones in 2026, being buried alive, Backshots the movie, and a touching 4chan tale of discovering Alice in Chains.

Are these the clapping sounds you were looking for? Grab that axe body spray and enter the locker room before I sail away to the cat's cradle of civilization.

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Mets misery, world otter day, ADHDDD, removed sounds on Spotify, piss poor hitting, Mrs Met cat call, drink coasters, shared dip, gentrification of sobriety, bowling without bumpers, salt packets and pixy stix, name 10 Yankees, Kawhi Leonard Laugh, Knickstape '26, Luke Wenner music, blood type unknown, Daulton Varsho follow-up, Cleveland Spiders, grit lit and simply realizing life can be easy.

A Subway Series Mets miracle ... already feels so far away. Recorded in multiple states and settings and even a little bonus yearn at the end? Even podcasts can have a quarter life crisis.

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Tuckahoe, live photos, suspiciously good days, subway series, Faith No More x Wolfmother band beef, TJ Miller, Texas prison legend Ken Caminiti, Bucyrus Ohio tourism, Carlos Martinez Twitter likes, redacted Slugfest audio bites, and ultimately pondering a career pivot in pool cleaning.

Somehow this episode acts as a really messed up Subway Series preview. We've got Carl Pavano and Noah Syndergaard squaring off in a battle of unfortunate modern day relevance. Lord knows I need a pop filter!

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TI, boob calculator thefts, goodbye to the Pink Floyd butt poster, piss bottles, the thirst quencher, and once again remembering some pissed off guys.

It's gonna be (Monthly Matt) MAY! Uncovering the cannon conspiracy, UFO files, and hidden meanings behind everything... or maybe it's all just the black mold talking.

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DUI Era Justin Timberlake, backstreet BopCast, Hey AArnold, Ivy Woke, iPad babies, what's my age again, big bank honkers, smutting, Russini Files, Sam Hjelle, black mold photosynthesis, Neo 9/11, marked safe, Summer Rodhouse, community guidelines, Whigs gig, KFRC, charli xcIDC, 2010s not caring, boy geniuses, quiet rage, who's on first, Indiana Jones, devil wears nada, Anne Hathaway of New Jersey, Hellier, and lots of cannons.

It is high! It is far! It is a big RIP to John Sterling! More baseball, less comedy, and uncovering government psyops on the Star Wars Day.

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Remembering John Sterling (and Yangeris Solarte), comedy update, the (lost) notebook, well played Mauer, milk deprivation, enter sand man, cirque de paranormal, adult tattletale, top 3 gimps, backyard baseball bedtime, limit the nostalgia, Kickstarter unfulfillment, direly straight, and unpacking the government cheese.

A moment of sketchual concern whilst sitting on a park bench eating seeds... a pastime activity.

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Big dumpster diving, 1986 Talking Heads Cassette, Rod Beck, boxed water box, spitting that David, dopamine hits, Kevin Garnett, and oh look the Mets lost again!

Southeast bound and feeling down! From adult boutique stores with high Google reviews to fighting the law with a 10% coupon, hear the inner workings of someone on a long drive with everything to think about.

Quick hits! Daulton Varsho's intolerable walkup song, being an innings eater, wild sex type thing, window seat Cardinal rules, Ricky Williams tattoo lawsuit, applicability, pissin' on Captain Morgan, voice texting, lawyer booking via app, Apple blow, Strawberry Festival, dentist goodie bags, Ben Dover romantic superstore, shooting paradise potential, cleaning around customers, it kills the AIDS virus, and the debut of Error Operator!