Conversations Kill

Baseball is in an unfortunate full SWING as the April edition of monthly Matt has the fellas musing about the piss poor starts by their Mets and Giants. Matt provides a gig report of seeing Bruce and the E-Street Tom Morello's in San Francisco, while killer Mike gets Baja blasted on air.

Quick hits! Losing streaks, pain everyday, Papelbon choke out, the enforcer, Tommy Pham slap, Joc Pederson card game, Rusty Clapp, put on your chappys, bulls on parade, Bruce's Security Detail, nugs, Aadam Jacobs Audio Archive, Jack Meg White hall of fame, and a loving conversation between friends.

Actually episode 18, it's a bonus double header day! From grumpy man at Panera this morning to becoming a Baja Blast acquired bro; I have newfound hope for hospitality.

This episode is basically one big quick hit against Big Soda. Monthly Matt is next, I mean it this time.

If I am going to mistake an age, I rather it be a podcast episode aha! Jesus Christ this one is full of slightly painful earworms, from live Panera updates to the walk amongst the jack hammers and birds...another look at the human condition I no longer feel great about. It feels like everyone is both working and not working at the same time. Monthly Matt is next, I promise!

Quick hits!

Understaffing, unscannable QR codes, breakfast time shutoff, the caffeine that kills people, AI customer service but make it hot, how long to tolerate a beep, bird chips, and flipping a Knocked Loose tee. ARF ARF!

Let down by big Soda, is this the End? I just can't deal with a new life form right now.

Quick hits! Not accepting Baja Blast coupons, a very small case of the Hives, using your old crush's Walgreens account, Dunkin protein refreshers, underwater alien bois, support local, Mets jinx, Michelob Ultra, bad day walk, closed liquor stores, human feces in the doggy poop bag, man I've tried everything but dying.

I am an April fool in a man's shoes, for you! Visiting dead malls and ultimately just deciding to go on a walk (on the wild side) while wondering... is it seasonal?

Quick hits! Somebody to shove at the Soul Asylum gig, the Livingston Mall, HeyFuckFace, Gotta go to Mo's, mid 30s backwards hat, LensCrafters staff gossip, breakin' bifocals, Baja Blast Dingers, and the whitest Walgreens visit.

Baseball today, tonight, yesterday and tomorrow! Recapping the weird Netflix hand thing and the Amazin's Opening Day victory in Queens.

Quick hits! Schfifty-Five, privileged internet browsing, eating alone, the hand thing, giving Bonds some knucks, freaks and geeks, second inning skullfuck, autistic Mets and train fans, weird mouth moment, Bush the band, free sampling, Family Guy Season 3, TV Guide, Soundgarden Boot Camp, the red guy, Bo Ya Bish, heartwarming attack.

We want the gold! The clock strikes Irish o'clock and ya boy powers through poorly timed caffeine anxiety to reminisce about 2006 to todays' fall off of handsome Derek Jeter.

Quick hits!

Balancing out the caffeine anxiety, The Black Donnellys, hosting comedy shows, Cambodian man, damn boring Yankees, two-sided Kermit, opening DAY, mid 2000's Oakland A's, cleaning out the closet on loop.

We never forget, or forgot! The only podcast covering 9/11 on 3/11; Monthly Matt Caracciolo comes in like a lion and out like a lamb in this March edition of Conversations Kill. We fully dissect Howard Stern's iconic moment in broadcasting history as he live records the witnessed horrors of September 11, 2001.

From Lego reenactments to instantly developing anxiety disorders, ya boys delve through the trauma and thought process experienced as the world forever changed. Oh and we talk about baseball!

Quick hits!

Pirate radio, YouTube to mp3, Pamela Anderson, the last day of the 90s, Piazza's pre-DH and post 9/11 dinger, pitchers who rake, eskimo bros of the pod, the expressed written consent of major league baseball, new psychiatrist, SparkNotes of your life, two meals with the pizzagate date, digital footprints, when will things get good again?, cleaning out memories, we're all dudes yeah, the New jersey Nets, NJ devils punk metal shows, and finding hope when everything feels bleak.

With much needed motivation from known patriot and hip-hop collaborator Aaron Judge, this is a classic episode of "naming some guys". Between mentions of Kevin Youkilis to Jim Morrison, I air out some bleeped-out marketplace pettiness and more discouragement towards open mic comedy.

Quick hits! World baseball snoozefest, Jew Crew Youkilis, old man selfies, messaging the ex on PSN, 7 tickets to see the Doors, low ballin' with Titans legend Chris Johnson, the Pixies fronted by Gus Johnson, preview to the doomsday of 3/11, and back to telemarketing.

Welcome comedian and creative Meeti Purani! I connected with, or should I say NETWORKED with, Meeti at a recent NJ open mic and it was a pleasure to tap into her brilliant comedic mind to dissect the poetry of humor, booking with merit, embracing a shitty setting, and what it takes to be ALL IN within comedy and content.

She's got a website, hell yeah click me!

Quick hits! New Jersey water supply, the shittier the better, WHY?, Seeking Arrangement heckler, comedy as a diverse community of different thought, racist friends, 5 minutes of your sad little life, Shia Labeouf goes on a jog, philosophical text posts, roast battle rules, calling a T.O. during improv, bringer videos and feedback, soberly shafted by the two drink minimum, and an epic upcoming gig in Warnick NY on Friday April 3rd -- come see Meeti and friends at the Fence Road Farm Brewery!