- Shirt in the Freezer.
- Walkie Talkies.
- Pocket Watch.
- Having Two Pens on You at All Times.
- Brexiting.
- Not Washing Your Fruit.
- The Quarantine Cooler.

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- The Persistent Clap.
- Paying With a Card and Walking Away Before It's Accepted.
- Jake's Chipotle Hack.
- Flirting With a Server a Date.

Couple Errors: The basketball player I was referring to was Chris Douglas Roberts, not Michael Douglas Roberts. The kicker I was referring to was Gary Anderson not Morten Anderson.

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- The T.J. Ford Reference.
- Poo-Pourri. (Not Sponsored)
- Not Saying Goodbye on the Phone, Just Hanging Up.
- Hide Your Alcohol in a Gas Can.
- Get Arrested While Wearing a Tux.

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- "I Don't Drink. How About a Steak."
- Iced Cream Cones Shaped as Doritos. (So You Can Eat Ice Cream Like Nachos).
- Using a Bed Pillow to Take a Nap on the Couch.
- Dad Waves.

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- Utilizing Smelling Salts More in Society.
- Urinal in Your House.
- Retiring From Fantasy Football When Your Team Gets Smoked in the Playoffs... Then Coming Out of Retirement 6 Months Later.

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- Tito's + Four Loko.
- Microwaving a Spoon for Ice Cream.
- BYOB to a Wedding.

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- Uggz For Men.
- Picking Up a Sunday Dozen.
- Buy a Stock High and Sell It Low. (Learn a Lesson in Humility.)
- Tax Evasion.
- Walking Around the House at Night with a Head Lamp.
- Lead a Business Meeting From the Bathroom.

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- Going to Bed Mad Early.
- Talking to Your Dog in a Southern Accent.
- Bathroom Art.
- Lil Ceaser's.
- Celebrating New Year's by Yourself.
- Stare Someone Down While Chugging.
- Coat Racks.

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- Shitting With the Door Open.
- Grab the Door For Your Friends and Be the Anchor Walking Into a Place.
- Build Up the Conversation Then Bail On It.
- Stand In Front of the Theater to Find Someone.

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- One Handed Turns When Driving.
- Keeping Your Spices Stocked.
- Drinking and Finishing a Whole Bottle of Water In Front of a Cashier.
- Faking Like You're Good at Chess.

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