- Calling Shotgun in Your Own Car and Making Your Buddy Drive.
- Taking a Seat and Having a Snack in Target.
- Using a Retired Bacon Cheddar Wendy’s Billboard Banner for a Boat Cover.
- Buying 27,000 Pong Balls. 
- Saying, "That's a Cute Top" Next Time Your Buddy Breaks Out a New Shirt. 

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- Pre-Chill Your Pillow in the Mini Fridge. 
- Ripping a Jeopardy Episode After a Night Out.
- Showering at Halftime While Watching Sports.
- Pringles Can as a Beer Transporter. 
- National Anthem To Start a Road Trip. 

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- “My Dog Eats All His Meals Laying Down.” 
- Decoy Sweatshirt. 
- Upside Down Airpod. 
- “This Guy’s One of the Best in the Business.” 
- Cooler as a Carry-On. 

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- Standing on the Squatty Potty When You Pee. 
- Toothbrush Tucked In. 
- Recommending a Show to a Friend That You Haven’t Watched. 
- Fantasy Players Group Chat. 
- Loitering. 

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- Always Carrying and Paying With $2 Bills. 
- Keeping Tank Dell in the IR Spot To Give Him a Shot at a Ring.
- Bob Ross at the Gym. 
- Dry Cleaning the Darty Jersey. 
- Using the Instrumental Break on Your Karaoke Selection to Order Group Shots.

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- Have Your Funeral at a Smaller Church So There’s Not Enough Seats for Everybody and People Have To Stand So It Looks Like You Were the Most Important Person in the World.
- Hanging the 6 Pack Off the Belt. 
- Swiping Everything Off the Dinner Table and Putting Down a Big Map to Explain the Plan. 
- Throwing Your Spotify Wrapped on Every Group Text. 
- Leaving Stuff In Your Online Shopping Cart Until They Email Your Some Discount Codes. 

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- Send a Signed Black and White Headshot of You Framed to a Local Restaurant and See if They Hang It Up. 
- Asking for Another Verification Code Because You Don’t Vibe With the One They Sent You. 
- Phone Under the Head Phones. 
- Call Your Friends Their High School Sports Numbers. 
- Pilots in Movies Ripping Off Their Oxygen Masks.  

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- Long Stupid Intro. 
- Room Flag. 
- Take Off Your Hoodie at a Red Light. 
- No Kids. Herd of Dogs. 
- Reading the Paper at Halftime. 
- Drinking Straight From the Six Pack. 

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- Double Glasses. 
- Have Security Kick You Out. 
- Tailgating Costco.
- Boo the Comiish. 
- Sneaking Booze on a Cruise. 
- Step Ladder at a Festival. 
- Lauren Moves.   

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- At Your Desk Job, Get Up and Walk Over to the Window Looking Pensive. Your Colleagues Will Think You Have Bigger Things Going On.
- Stack the Phones While Out. 
- Wobbly Tables. Chop. 
- Prometheus Stealing Fire From the Gods. 

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