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this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz catch up the only way they know how... from celebrating 100 Solidcore classes and resurrecting 90s Tae Bo, to surviving the most aggressive New York cold snap of all time, the girls recap wedding weekends, Miami plans, Turks anticipation, and why group trips, where everyone’s down to drink and beat the same topics into the ground, are elite. there’s also a deep dive into phone battery conspiracies, hoarder-level camera rolls, and the mildly concerning contents of their notes apps.
but the heart of the episode centers around Halley’s intense court experience after being “allegedly” assaulted in New York. she opens up about testifying, being cross-examined by the defendant (who represented himself), the chaos of courtroom objections, and the emotional toll of being photographed and gaslit throughout the process. it’s raw, frustrating, at times darkly funny, and an ironic reminder of how draining the legal system can be… especially when someone refuses accountability. the girls unpack what it felt like in real time, from courtroom theatrics to the surreal moment of watching TikTok evidence played out in court.
as always, the episode balances heavy with hilariously chaotic. they spiral into jury duty fantasies, debate whether you can escape hell once you’re in it, confess to adult-onset lice trauma (yes, really), read old hate letters to brokers, and expose their most embarrassing past crushes.
Timestamps
11:08 - Halley Kate Court
26:00 - Looking forward to in Feb
30:12 - Sentimental value
35:08 - Our notes app
43:43 - The ABCs
46:56 - But you’re an adult
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Links
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Blissy: Wake up with clearer skin, smoother hair, and cooler sleep. Use code DIARIES for an extra 30% off at
blissy.com/DIARIES
Quince: Got to quince.com/delusional for free shipping and 365 day returns
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this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz catch up the only way they know how... from celebrating 100 Solidcore classes and resurrecting 90s Tae Bo, to surviving the most aggressive New York cold snap of all time, the girls recap wedding weekends, Miami plans, Turks anticipation, and why group trips, where everyone’s down to drink and beat the same topics into the ground, are elite. there’s also a deep dive into phone battery conspiracies, hoarder-level camera rolls, and the mildly concerning contents of their notes apps.
but the heart of the episode centers around Halley’s intense court experience after being “allegedly” assaulted in New York. she opens up about testifying, being cross-examined by the defendant (who represented himself), the chaos of courtroom objections, and the emotional toll of being photographed and gaslit throughout the process. it’s raw, frustrating, at times darkly funny, and an ironic reminder of how draining the legal system can be… especially when someone refuses accountability. the girls unpack what it felt like in real time, from courtroom theatrics to the surreal moment of watching TikTok evidence played out in court.
as always, the episode balances heavy with hilariously chaotic. they spiral into jury duty fantasies, debate whether you can escape hell once you’re in it, confess to adult-onset lice trauma (yes, really), read old hate letters to brokers, and expose their most embarrassing past crushes.
Timestamps
11:08 - Halley Kate Court
26:00 - Looking forward to in Feb
30:12 - Sentimental value
35:08 - Our notes app
43:43 - The ABCs
46:56 - But you’re an adult
More of Delusional Diaries Podcast:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/delusionaldiariespodcast/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@delusionaldiariespodcast
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@Delusionaldiariespodcast
Substack: https://delusionaldiariespodcast.substack.com/
Website: https://delusionaldiaries.com/
More of Halley:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halleykmcg/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@halleykate
More of Jaz:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/justjazzzyidk/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justjazzzyidk
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/justjazzzyidk
Links
Cozy Earth: Go to cozyearth.com/DELUSIONAL for up to 20% off and use code DELUSIONAL
Blissy: Wake up with clearer skin, smoother hair, and cooler sleep. Use code DIARIES for an extra 30% off at
blissy.com/DIARIES
Quince: Got to quince.com/delusional for free shipping and 365 day returns
Apartments.com: apartments.com
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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