Halley and Jaz are back from Miami and very much in need of a reset. In this episode of Delusional Diaries, they recap their chaotic trip filled with blackout martinis, accidental oysters, and one too many dinners (literally). Jaz open ups about her truly chaotic miami night—so chaotic, in fact, that the debrief is actually a rollercoaster & missing some parts, because well, she did in fact BLACK OUT. the girls dive into the group dynamics of the trip, the surprising joys of meeting online mutuals IRL, and the dangerous game of airport roulette via Newark and Miami International.

they also get real about the pressure of online personas versus real-life energy, awkward post-lunch pregnancy assumptions, and pre-wedding tea in a way only they can—raw, hilarious, and just a little unhinged. Jaz shares the moment her shoe guy thought she was pregnant, Halley talks overpriced fitness classes, and they discuss why Miami is both their least favorite and somehow still fun city.

it’s a kinda insane catch-up filled with overshares, giggles, and a strong PSA: be very careful with martinis and Miami. 

Timestamps: 

0:30 - F1 and Miami trip

9:30 - Jaz and Halley storytime

15:30 - New segment of the week: Bitching Hour 

29:16 - Being a wife, family relationships, and the wedding 

36:33 - Would you be able to date me? 

39:32 - Is being nice to someone you don’t like being fake?

49:47 - Compliments and what people say 

51:32 - Being an influencer 

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we are fresh off Stagecoach and diving into all the drama, laughs, and ear infections that came with it. from Jaz’s near-tears flight with a sinus infection to watching Blue Ivy absolutely eat on stage and bumping into Shay Mitchell at the BÉIS house, this trip was anything but ordinary. we unpack the realities of festival culture (is Stagecoach really that chill?), share a wild Taylor Swift dream, and spiral into a hilarious debate about Swifties, Disney adults, and just how far is too far in fan culture.

we also open up about relationships — how we celebrate anniversaries, what makes a wedding worth the cost, and why Jaz is not here for wedding day sponsorships. plus, expect plenty of chaotic sidebars: childhood asthma attacks, ENT horror stories, strict parents, au pair opinions, grandparent nickname beef, and the one pair of shorts our boyfriends just won’t throw away.

it’s unfiltered, dramatic, weirdly educational, and entirely delusional in the best way. buckle up.

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These are the Diaries of Gals that are DELUSIONAL AND ON THE GO…🌶️

This week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are joined by two amazing YouTubers/Podcasters/Creators (they do EVERYTHING!!!) — Brooke and Danielle from Gals on the Go—for a cross-pod collab you didn’t know you needed.

The girls embark on this episode to yap about the golden age of YouTube and how Danielle & Brooke gained their fame through it, they bond through the social media talk and their respective journeys, and they take a full look at the transition from YouTube to short format content. They share their thoughts on the realities of vlogging in public, the emotional labor of always being “on,” and the importance of maintaining humility in an oversharing culture. The four also discuss life in New York, an-almost-move to Florida, their personal life updates and so much more…

If you’re looking for some SATC vibes or the ultimate girly experience: this episode’s for you. Social media talks, brand trips, life as a girl in her 20s: you name it! Join us this week for a candid, unfiltered conversation that blends chaos, comedy, and girlhood all in one.

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​​This week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are back and as unfiltered as ever—Botoxed, bloated, and buzzing (literally). The episode kicks off with a full rundown on their latest cosmetic adventures, including Masseter Botox, frozen foreheads, and whether or not your face feeling “snatched” is fact or fantasy.

From there, the chaos only builds. Halley shares the saga of her weekend in the Midwest, complete with broken planes, violent airplane AC, and a terrifyingly old Delta aircraft. Meanwhile, Jaz spent Easter in New Jersey watching a VHS love letter Kevin’s dad made for his mom—and suddenly, all of Kevin’s quirks made perfect sense.

The girls also dive deep into the debate: dry weddings vs. open bars. They’re talking party etiquette, guest expectations, and why cutting alcohol to save money might be the biggest bridal red flag of all. Plus, there’s a viral TikTok wedding discourse to unpack, and they’re not holding back.

But this isn’t even a quarter of it… because there’s so much more going on in this week’s episode. It’s messy, real, and full of that best friend energy you didn’t know you needed. Whether you’re here for the Botox chat or the emotional breakthroughs, this episode is a ride from start to finish.

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In this chaotic catch-up episode of Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz recap a whirlwind of travelling, having fun and life updates—and they’re not holding back. Jaz breaks down the unexpected hate she got for her Coachella outfits, how she’s apparently dressing “too chill,” and why being comfy should not be controversial.

The two dive group chat drama inspired by a viral TikTok skit (it’s not what it looks like), and the very serious crime of bringing your boyfriend to an all-girls dinner. There’s also a deep dive into the anxiety of massages, Delta One obsessions, and whether or not they’d snitch if one of them cheated (spoiler: things get intense). Oh—and of course, there’s some light screaming on a beach over a Waterboy brand video.

This episode is funny, a little unhinged, and surprisingly heartfelt—the perfect mix of oversharing, hot takes, and bestie chaos. Tune in to take it all in!

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Everyone’s favorite influencer, @bran_flakezz, is sitting down with us in this week’s episode, and it is nothing short of iconic. We get extremely real & bring a conversation that encapsulates the energy of our friendship. From prepping for Tulum to reflecting on Philly fame and Coachella chaos, nothing is off-limits. Bran opens up about buying two pairs of the same boots (and defends it passionately), handling internet drama with unexpected kindness, and how it really feels to be treated like a celeb in his own city. Plus, the crew dives into parasocial relationships, the origin of “Halley Kate Core,” festival hot takes, and why being a good person always wins—even when the internet says otherwise. It’s unhinged. It’s honest. It’s so on brand. Draft Kings - New players can play five bucks to get a spin on the mystery wheel for a shot at up to TWO THOUSAND in Casino Credits! Download the app and sign up with code DIARIES

Whether you’re into fashion, influencer tea, or just love a real-deal friendship convo, this one’s for you.

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We’re diving into your icks sent in on Instagram, talking through workout reviews and some major life updates.. From moving updates, wedding updates, Tiktok Drama, and upcoming trips. Whether you’re looking for behind-the-scenes insights, hot takes or just a fun chat to keep you company, this episode has it all!Draft Kings - New players can play five bucks to get a spin on the mystery wheel for a shot at up to TWO THOUSAND in Casino Credits! Download the app and sign up with code DIARIES - Use code DIARIES for 20% off at firstaidbeauty.com/diaries - Follow the podcast on instagram @delusionaldiariespodcast. Follow the podcast on TikTok @delusionaldiariespodcast. Subscribe to the YouTube @DelusionalDiariesPodcast

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We’re diving into a conversation that is nothing short of raw, real, and completely unfiltered. From wedding updates from Jaz to a deep dive into the wild world of influencers, we’re pulling back the curtain and spilling ALL the tea on some seriously spicy topics. No subject is off-limits as we get into why we are BFFs, Jaz’s New Jersey move plan, and everything in between. Whether you’re looking for behind-the-scenes insights, juicy discussions, or just a fun chat to keep you company, this episode has it all!Draft Kings - New players can play five bucks to get a spin on the mystery wheel for a shot at up to TWO THOUSAND in Casino Credits! Download the app and sign up with code DIARIES

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in this week’s episode, our good friend @maddierichter16 joins us for an amazing convo. we sit down & discuss how we all met each other, juicy stories from our friendship that brought us closer together, future plans and more… Maddie also goes in depth about her career throughout the years, the corporate world, her personal life, confidence and her romantic life. this episode is truly packed and everyone can find something to relate to in it. Draft Kings - New players can play five bucks to get a spin on the mystery wheel for a shot at up to TWO THOUSAND in Casino Credits! Download the app and sign up with code DIARIES

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This weekend the girls are chatting through their spring breaks of the past, influencer drama, giveaways and more!

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