CPNP Podcasts | Crazy Pants No Pants

A Special Show for A Special Time

The unedited Crazy Pants No Pants Hour of Mike Foolery Special. Featuring Brad the Believer. This is a full hour of funny. And I haven't listen to the whole thing so don't blame me if we offend or bore. We promise nothing.

10/13/08. 8 mins. 

Brad actually got physically ill during the live broadcast of this show. And I think I know why.

10/08/08. 3 mins. 

It's 3 minutes long. It doesn't get a description.

9/29/08. 5 mins. 

Warm and fuzzy, that's how I would describe this little show. Warm like a fuzzy nipple. The kind of show where people laugh louder at jokes that they actually get, regardless if it's a funny joke or not. 

9/23/08. 14 mins. 

Mike Foolery is here, Barry is missing, and Fucking Seth is learning how to cook. But there is good news: Fat Bret Favre is back for more and I like our odds. Join us for another raucous edition of the CPNP RADIO SHOW.

9/18/08. 10 mins. 

Tonight on CPNP Radio: Barry the Loquacious is nowhere to be found, I reflect on spitting gum in an innocent girl's hair, my Michael Caine impression is close to perfect, and Fucking Seth refuses to read Vampire News. It's a short one.

9/17/08. 33 mins. 

We defend our lack of vampire news, Barry introduces us to some controversial abortion poetry, Mikey liked it and he did die from mixing pop rocks and soda, and R Kelly reminds us what it's like to be human again.

9/16/08. 33 mins. 

Satanists eat human hearts - what does PETA have to say, two hookers murdered after a sex party - do you still have to pay them, the shortest man and the longest legs - who has the advantage. Plus, LiLo hits back at the paps, Audrina Partridge gives us Prom advice, and Banana slugs devour each other's penises. All this and more with Mike Foolery and Barry the Loquacious.

9/15/08. 40 mins. 

The love Dr. offers some saucy advice, we discuss the best way to kill yourself without embarrassing your family, can eskimos really predict the future, is it lice or just a practical joke, and how many fingers am I holding up? You better know the answers to these and many more questions or I'm going to do things to this country you only read about in Tom Clancy joints.

9/10/08. 23 mins. 

We'll hear Matt Damon comparing Sarah Palin to a Disney Movie, A 21-year-old girl puts her virginity up on eBay, exclusive premier of the hit God song 'Jesus is my Friend', and did the world end today? We'll let you know the answer to this and many more questions like, how do I hire a hitman? Coming up next, on The Crazy Pants No Pants Show