CPNP Podcasts | Crazy Pants No Pants

9/09/08. 28 mins.

Don't interrupt me. I just ate Chinese food and the MSG is making me shake. 

9/08/08. 33 mins.

Admitting an addiction to sex is comparable to suggesting a thirsty person is addicted to water. Boo.

9/05/08. 16 mins.

A Special Friday night edition of CPNP Radio. Tonight's topics: Big things, Vampires, McCain, what the hell is wrong with Aubrey O'Day's face, and many other things. 

9/04/08. 20 mins.

I was way too high last night to fly that plane. Follow me, people. I will lead you to the promise land. Get the lead out.  

9/03/08. 20 mins

I don't know what happened tonight. You have to hear it to believe it. This show reminds me of things that are always the best things in the world.

9/02/08. 26 mins.

Everyone is talking about Palin and her troubles. So, let's have a go. Plus, we'll scratch the surface of the best geek movies to raise your kids on, a weatherman that does the 69, and all the vampire news you can stick in your special place.

9/01/08. 28 mins.

Palin is going to be a GILF.  

8/27/08. 26 mins.

I want to tell you all about the world. And maybe even add in a little crazy pants. Smell me?  

8/26/08. 25 mins.

This whole show is about sex. 

8/25/08. 18 mins.

Who are you going to vote for? Don't be a baby. Tell me. And then I'll tell everyone else. And then make fun of you. Holy homo things?