RFK’s Jr.’s bizarre roadkill infatuation levelled up as the HHS Czar scored a racoon’s John Thomas. Trump’s masterplan to win the current war involves a 20 billion dollar payment to Iran for nuclear dust. Shitler threatened a takeover of Cuba. Loser Victor Orban used taxed dollars to pay CPAC for their Hungarian tour. Sec Def went full cringe when he quoted Samuel Jackson’s character from Pulp Fiction. The illegal, lawless construction of the White House ballroom continued despite a ruling from a judge. MAHA mouth-breathers slammed Trump’s CDC pick because they aren’t anti-vaxx. Trumpkin Caitlyn Jenner requested special treatment regarding his anti-trans passport policy.