Trump’s insane tariffs backfired bigly, but MAGA loons think he won. Turkey-bod apartheid load Elon wants all regulations gone. At a Toronto Raptors game, the National Anthem was booed because of Trump’s tariffs. One of the dumbest in government, GOP drizzle Ron Johnson sort of stood up to the orange one over tariffs. Kendrick Lamar dominated the Grammys. The Ukrainians scored all the points when they wasted Putin’s death squad chief. Evangelical troglodyte Michele Bachmann blathered praise for Dear Leader’s stupid World Economic Forum speech, favorably comparing man-baby to George Orwell’s Big Brother.  In cop news, a piggy union czar was sentenced for embezzlement. Australia discovered yet another deadly creature about. A 7-11 employee was battered with a banana.