UFOs galore and derailing trains dominated the headlines on Monday. The White House continued to deal with Chinese spy balloons. Blotch Nazi Steve Bannon and fascist legislator Marjorie Taylor Greene blathered about possible UFOs. The White House announced the creation of an interagency to handle objects in the sky. A movie about a train crash and chemical spill was shot in Ohio close to the site of the recent catastrophic derailment. Most voters see police violence as a negative. Former football player Adrian Peterson dissed Damar Hamlin's Superbowl outfit. GOP Rep George Santos was busted lying about campaign finance funds and now the liar Repub can't account for $365,000. In the news that is good, the universal basic income study was started in Chicago.