CPAC rocked a January 6th insurrection pinball machine. The Dems have plan for taking control of conservative state houses. A national uptick in syphilliscases have caused a pencillin shortage. Shitler won the South Carolina Primary and then tossed Senator Lindsey Graham to the MAGA wolves. Trump turned up the racism when he explained black conservatives like him because of his mugshot. The SCOTUS weighed free speech challenges to GOP backed social media regulations. This year at CPAC, the Nazis attended and NBC documented the facist scumbags giving each other the Hitler-salute. Trumpian worm Stephen Miller called for the arrests of "commie teachers." Evil con-man and former GOP rep George Santos dissed CPAC and complained about the expensive ticket price. At the Capitol, charlaton prophet Kat Kerr blathered she was surrounded by a million angels who were ready to the "waste the place."