The crazy CPAC god and grievances show reminded the planet the Repubs are fascists. Sad Donald Trump was at CPAC spewing lies during a two-hour speech. Shitler lied bigly during his crappy oratory at the creepy convention. The orange nazi reminded his followers he would bring them retribution if they voted for him in 2024. Evil rightwing troll Michael Knowles urged the eradication of trans people. The orcs of CPAC turned on Sith Lord Nikki Haley when she suggested the GOP needs to get rid of Trump. Republican fossil Newt Gingrich urged Flordia lawmakers to dump a bill requiring political bloggers to register with the state. A Twitter insider said trolls were running free within the platform. A band of wretched conserv-a-loads including Slytherins Matt Gaetz, Nigel Farage, Kari Lake, and Cokey Smurf (Don Jr.) sang Happy Birthday to former Fox demon Kimberly Guilfoyle. Former POTUS doc and Republican Rep Ronny Jackson blathered something crappy about a cancerous lesion found on President Biden. Wanker Lauren Witzke doubled down on her love for Putin saying they worship the same sky-god.