Will Smith smacked Chris Rock then won an Oscar, and that's all the world could talk about. The LAPD could arrest Will Smith for slapping Chris Rock, he could lose his Oscar, and DJ Charlemagne said Will Smith needs therapy. Peace negotiators for Ukraine may have been poisoned while meeting with their Russian counterparts. Some nonwhite refugees are being held in internment camps after leaving Ukraine. The Czar of Florida signed the Don’t-say-gay-bill. Shitler held a wee, sparsley-attended rally in Georgia. GOP Kraken Mo Brooks complained about Trump bullying him to overturn the 2020 election. The Crabs played a satirical ad explaining how Ted Cruz can get you book sales. Ivanka Trump vocal-fried her way through a video letting us all know she is helping give food to Ukrainian refugees.