Countdown to Trump’s bailing on the debate has officially started. Shitler called on President Biden to submit to a drug test the day of the debate. CNN stopped an interview with an impossible Trumpkin spokesperson just days before the presidential debate. Man-baby blathered a bizarre word salad during a rally when he was surely under the influence of something. According to a professorial type Trump doesn’t have the support of most Fortune 500 CEOs. A Texas abortion ban caused a dramatic increase in infant mortality rates. Secret recordings of Tooty Rudy Giuliani prove the corrupt former Mayor was indeed in a relationship with his podcast host.  The Supremes lifted a ban on gender-affirming care. MAGAT pastor and GOP candidate Mark Burns let his fascist flag fly during a whacked-out campaign ad. A Green Beret activist group demanded the Arizona GOP cut ties with a candidate who lied about serving in Vietnam. The ultimate rightwing nut-job caterwauler, Alex Jones is poised to lose Inforwars in bankruptcy. If Diaper Don wins the election, Melania Trump will likely never step foot in The White House.