Russia had a wee coup carried out by the private army the Wagner Group. Human impersonator Jesse Watters will take over for fascist Tucker Carlson at FOX. Trumpy judge Aileen Cannon said the names of the 84 witnesses included in the secret documents trial must be made public. The Supreme Court made Louisiana draw districts in a non-racist manner. Infowar Czar Alex Jones caterwauled about how "they" will require you to cut your kid's junk off to gain ESG and carbon credits. Also, the Jones blathered "they" will also mandate "government-enforced suicides."  Crappy SCOTUS Alito has sizeable investments in fossil fuels but hasn't recused himself in cases related to energy. A loony legislator from South Dakota complained that Mount Rushmore is a demonic portal spreading communism. The EU is set to rein in Elon Musk's hate platform Twitter. Supporters of DeSantis are upset at Fauci, anxious over "Cinderfella" and tired of Shitler.