Happy effing new year. Scientists have learned coronavirus can exist in remote parts of the body even after you’ve tested negative. Sandy Hook truther Alex Jones slammed Donald Trump for getting the booster in a deranged Christmas morning statement. The info warrior also claimed his wife beat him with a stone ball, club and a bottle of shampoo while they bathed their child. Hours before the riot at the capital, Shitler had a phone conversation with insurrectionists at the Hotel Willard in DC. White supremacists are creating creepy homeschooling materials. Did Madison Cawthorn unknowingly marry a Russian honey pie. Rudy G is mystified about why he’s kicked off Fox News. Kat Kerr talked about how Heaven includes Jell-O, mansions made of candy, singing flowers, and chocolate waterfalls.