Kevin McCarthy's very bad day version 3.0. The morons of the Freedom Caucus continued to c-block sad Kevin's attempt to become Speaker of the House. Feckless Shitler attempted to help McCarthy win more votes from House members but failed. The Crabs played clips of a 10-year-old conservative Christian pro-gun, anti-Biden rapper following in the fascist footsteps of his loony Dad. We learned antisemitic orc Mel Gibson is set to direct a sequel to Passion of the Christ and Jim Caviezel, born in 1968, will play JEEBUS again. Marjorie Taylor Greene, AKA Mama Nazi, has been fuming over her fellow GOP congresspeople for not electing loser Kevin McCarthy as Speaker. Sith Lord of the West Kari Lake hasn't given up on the governorship of Arizona even though her opponent has been sworn in. Alleged rapist Donald Trump called for military strikes against drug cartels and yelled at clouds via his crappy social media platform.