The craven GOP Senators will probably acquit Trump. Cali decided to lift stay-at-home COVID-19 restrictions. A MAGAT lawmaker in the gun-shine-state announced intentions to rename a roadway after former President Poopy Pampers. Casino fatcat-couple charted a private flight to illegally acquire coronavirus shots meant for indigenous arms. The President signed executive orders that limit private prisons and the transfer of crazy military hardware to our fascist police force. Protest against coronavirus restrictions have turned violent in the Netherlands. The Crabs learned space tourism is about to blast off up in here. Farmers in India drove tractors into a police station during a revolt over financially oppressive regulations. A radicalized evangelical loon, surely in need of Prozac, explained how God made Trump lose the election because Shitler was too good to gay people. Pelosi and Schumer said they would raise the minimum wage per legislation from Bernie Sanders.