Texas Republicans are really bad at governing evidence by the fact there's no electricity in the Lonestar State during a brutal deep freeze. President Biden said he's going to recalibrate relations with the Saudis. Out of spite, Shitler announced he'd destroy any Republicans who voted to convict at his second impeachment trial. A fascist GOP load in Pennsylvania complained Senator Toomey wasn't sent to DC to do the right thing. Panic and distrust amongst the Proud Boys run rampant as FBI informants have infiltrated the racist organization. Repub Representative Adam Kinzinger has received hate mail from his own family for turning against Man-baby. Right-wing hate radio VIP proclaimed he'd be a shoo-in for POTUS because he's an "intellect." The orange pile of gnu-spew known as The Donald and his bud Rudy G. is being sued for inciting violence at The Capitol on January 6th. Senator Ron Johnson earned his "offensively stupid" merit badge when he downplayed the riot in DC by wrongly claiming it wasn't an "armed insurrection."  Canada announced sweeping gun control legislation while Murica shoots itself to death.