A Mar-a-Lago weekend package may include nuclear sub-location info. Lawyers had a laugh at Trump's weird new DOJ lawsuit. Shitler blathered it would be a good thing to store nuclear launch codes at the Winter White Hosue. The former Twitter Security Chief filed a whistleblower complaint. Two extremist militia members were convicted in the plot to kidnap Governor Whitmer. There was also a convicted for conspiring to use a weapon of mass destruction. Diddler Rep Matt Gaetz rubbed elbows with coke fiend Don Jr. at a vile GOP fundraiser in Florida. Georgia senatorial candidate Herschel Walker rebuked new climate change legislation by suggesting we have enough trees. Democratic candidate Val Demmings might beat Little Marco. A former Alabama GOP lawmaker was charged with sex abuse. A former Speaker of the Tennesee House was arrested in a corruption probe. The Crabs played a ridiculous clip of a Top Gun-themed Ron DeSantis gubernatorial campaign ad.  A North Carolina confederate war memorial was demolished.