Melania is avoiding the public eye and landing pad of the fly, AKA Mike Pence must testify about what he saw on January 6th. The creator of Cash App was found stabbed to death in San Francisco. Trump's net worth plummeted as Truth Social continued to tank. Failed Republican a-hole Dan Kelly pitched a Trump-worthy fit about losing to the progressive judicial candidate Janet Protasiewicz in Wisconsin. Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer got rid of an ancient abortion ban. White supremacist podcasting troll Nick Fuentes blathered fascism was a necessity evidenced by Trump's arrest. Wanker RWNJ pundit Pete Santilli caterwauled about Shitler's arrest calling Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg a "Black Communist" on the hunt for white people. Anti-vaxx cretin Robert Kennedy Jr. announced a run for POTUS as a Democrat. Czar of Arkansas Sarah Huckabee was blasted for being a hypocrite after requesting a crap of disaster relief cash from FEMA, AKA socialism.