The Alitos are crap neighbors and Mr. Alito is an even worse SCOTUS as he refuses to recuse himself from January 6th related decisions. The Trump hush money has been deliberating. Shitler lowered his expectations for the verdict blathering, “Mother Theresa could not beat these charges.” The Crabs reviewed a list of top Trump VP candidates per Republican voters and DeSantis tops the list. Bankruptcy candidates have lost patience with Tooty Rudy Giuliani’s insane spending habits and have accused the gassy insurrectionist committing even more crimes. Columbia passed a law banning bullfighting. A horrific Ebola-like bleeding virus has made its way through Europe. The Libertarians nominated someone not named RFK Jr. The ungovernable libertarians also rejected Shitler, booing the tubby totalitarian bigly.