Trump's veiled threats against his prosecutor went out in all-caps on Truth Social, a slightly more racist Twitter. Actor and spirited podcaster Michael Rapaport offered blunt advice to Shitler about prison. The Secret Service confirmed the white powder found at The White House was cocaine. Caterwauling conservative showman Alex Jones busted out a White House cocaine conspiracy that included Hunter Biden hunting down Secret Service agents. The past fourth of July was the hottest ever. Swing state Repubs have been leaking donor cash over Trump's false election claims. Fifty massive predator sharks line up off the shores of New York over the holiday weekend forcing beaches to close for 90 minutes. A gator tracked a careless dog through a pet door in Louisiana. A serpent used its fangs to snake-splain life to its owner.