Trump needs bandages on his tiny hand from too much handshaking? Texas congressional rep Jasmine Crockett announced a run for the Senate and cowardly moderates from her own party complained. Man-baby’s military seized an oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela. An adult judge said Shitler had to end his deployment of the National Guard in Los Angeles. The Crabs played clips from the Nick Fuentes, Piers Morgan showdown. Former skater and Russian bottom Tim Pool tossed a tantrum over criticism from RWNJ podcaster Candace Owens. In more right-wing in-fighting news, Benny Johnson threatened fascist Milo Yiannopolis with a lawsuit for saying he diddles. Mama Nazi, AKA Marjorie Taylor Greene caterwauled about Trump’s lack of focus on domestic issues. The Crabs reviewed a poll of likely Democratic POTUS candidates.