Crappy Anime Showdown

Here in America we are so desperate for cheaper healthcare that if. A clinic full of woman told me they could sing away my ailments and it would be cheap as free I would jump all over it. But alas I guess I will just have to keep avoiding the Hospital for fear of becoming destitute. Also unfortunately we get to watch a man contemplate stepping in to stop a heinous crime in progress until the last second so that he can calculate his odds of survival. The problem I have with that is HE IS LITERALLY THE MOST POWERFUL BEING ON THE PLANET!!!! Hope you all enjoy!

Watching Fanfare of Adolescence was like if I watched Secretariat and thought but what if I just focused on underaged jockey boys who fall in love with each other while trying to be one with their horse. If that description does not pique your interest then not only do I have more respect for you but may I introduce the other contender A Couple of Cuckoos. It is yet another attempt to bring the RomCom genre to a 12 episode format. Will it just be another let down like Rent-a-Girlfriend or will it stand the test of time? Listen to find out and to at the very least be entertained!

What we were promised: one of the best anime soundtracks vs Father Stu of anime. What we got: I didn't even know this anime had music vs I do not even know what Father Stu has to do with this. As you can see two bangers are going up against each other in the first week so it can only go up from here, right? Right? Please tell me there is hope!!! In all seriousness enjoy this very fun filled episode!

Gather around folks for another season of CAS! We are back and ready to pick the 8 brand new combatants. How many Isekai make it this season? How many sports or romance are going to make it? Our collective hope and fun is at an all time high but just like a roller coaster ot can not end up as high as this point when the season is over! So grab your friends and pulled up so rickety chairs and listen to us ramble on about the new terrible anime!

Seven seasons in here at Crappy Anime Showdown and we could not be happier. Well happier with our end of things. I sure do hope next season we finally achieve the goal of 8 anime that blow us away! Will it happen? Who knows! In the meantime enjoy this wrap up where we discuss all the drivel that did not make it too the end and see who walks away with the coveted called shot championship for season 7!

You ever hear the phrase "It was like watching a trainwreck"? Well that is the best way to describe Worlds End Harem. We could not look away no matter how hard we tried! Subsequently Tribe Nine and Strongest Sage were back to back Jacks! We haven't had this much fun with and episode since the lost seasons! It was truly an experience to behold. This does however mean that I am banned from being the only one to pick the bench warmers so I guess it is back to the drawing board. Hope you all enjoy this episode as much as we did!

I hope your all have your learning hats on because in this weekes episode Ethan and J teach us about the Monte Carlo Simulation! Don't know or want to know what that is? I promise there is something about bad anime in here as well. We get to see how far up its own butt Tokyo 24th Ward can be when talking about the Trolley Problem. We also learn once and for all that we still have no idea who girls frontline was made for. The real question is who will win!?

Have you ever had the idea to build a super computer but you just could not find a CPU powerful enough to predict the future? Well look no further as it turns out all you need to do is hook up a dead persons brain and you are all set to go! Tokyo 24th Ward is if the government was able to track down Scarlet Johansson from Lucy and just plug a USB-C cable to her head in order to bring Minority Report to fruition. Of course its opponent is just a blatant talentless hack writing a transphobic love story if that's the thing you are in to. I wouldnt recommend enjoying too much though as Mr. Frontier Justice is waiting right outside your door!

"Something something grease gun something something a sopmod isn't even a new type of gun something something all I wanted was a little bit of gun porn!" - JW. vs "You know you have to give this anime credit for trying to give representation to abuse victims... Interruption by J..... yeah I can see your point we should give them no credit at all because they shoehorn it in and fail at every level." - Ethan

Are you in love with your best friend but refuse to sleep with him unless he is a girl? Do you believe gender is whatever you make of it while simultaneously believing that men and woman have different brains?! Then come on down to Misogynistic and Sexist Anime Emporium where unfortunately we have everything you need in just a single anime!! But wait there is more! Call now and we will throw in a anime about a stalker assassin that makes 50 shades of Grey look decent! Offer only valid while supplies last!