Crappy Anime Showdown

Guns Guns Guns! Wrong stocks and incorrect grips! Guns Guns Guns! The person who wrote this clearly didn't know sh**! About Guns Guns Guns! If you are looking for and anime that features a vast knowledge about guns and gun parts then keep on looking because this week features no such anime. Instead we got one where someone stole their kids gun drawings that they hung on their fridge and mashed it with lolis. Oh boy! You and also there is an anime about a 200 year old isekai girl. So we have that going for us.

Its finally happened!! We finally record an episode in person! confetti noises And in true CAS fashion we have some of the worst anime to discuss this week. Both shows decide to have really interesting premises and then immediately send them to the shadow realm! It would be unbelievable if it didn't happen at an alarming rate. Nonetheless we make the most of our time together by giving the most constructive criticism we can before realizing it will only fall on deaf ears. Enjoy the show anyway!

What do you get when you cross the animation of Ex-Arm with the weapon concept art if a 7 year old who can not decide if a sword or gun is the most effective weapon? Unfortunately you get exactly what you would expect in the anime Rusted Armor which delivers about as much excitement as listening to C-SPAN for 24 hours straight. Of course its competitor, Orient, sure tries its hardest to convince me that I should only dream of being the best Amazon warehouse employee I can be and that people that have dreams of being anything cool are dunces! If this sounds like your cup of tea then please join us in this weeks episode. If not then it least stay for the part where we make Rent-a-Girlfriend NFTs using Weiss Schwarz cards!

We are back and sadder than ever at the state of anime as we get ready for another season of CAS! We've got an anime that uses only the worst parts of 50 shades of Gray! We've got an anime sure to impress even the most skeptical of anime watchers as it has a lower budget than Ex-Arm. We have even got an anime where reviewers cant agree if its pro or anti on the stance that it takes! Which stance is that? You know I cant just tell you that so give this episode a listen as we start our journey to another wonderful season!

Riot finally did it. They finally made there lore into an anime and it only took them checks notes SIX YEARS?!?!?! AND HOW MUCH MONEY?!?!?! Well then i am sure this has to be the best anime to ever be created right? That is what we three discuss in this extra long episode in which we dive into every nook and cranny we can to pick Arcane apart and see what its made of. Its made of mostly Jinx with a splash of Dommy Mommy in case you are intrigued. But nonetheless this episode is surely worth a listen from you!

Thus is it. One more episode and we will be the farthest from our first episode we have ever been. It has been one heck of a season, but as this episode will show you we are pretty darn good at advancing the correct anime to the finals. Don't worry though. There is still enough anime left to laugh about! We are glad to have completed another season and look forward to Season 7 and hope you will join us there. Take a listen to find out our bonus episode for next week as well!

If you take a look at the 1 hour time difference between last weeks and this week you might think to yourself, " If they said the episode was long last weeks was because it was amazing, does it means that this week sucks?" The short answer is absolutely. The long answer is that we are not perfect when we puck our anime as is evident if you have followed along this far. This week just so happens to feature 4 benchwarmers for the first time ever and all of them hurt our souls. This does not mean that it is not entertaining, rather that a lot of the entertainment comes from our suffering as well as our analysis of other things. Please do have a listen as I promise we fulfill our promise to watch crappy anime!

Now before your day anything I totally understand you thinking 2 and a half hours is a long time for a podcast, can it really be that entertaining and funny. Well I have an answer for you but it is hidden somewhere in this episode. You may even need to listen to it multiple times to find out. I can say this final episode is like a Tyson vs Holyfield bout as two of the best crappy anime go toe to toe and blow for blow. So cancel your schedule and get listening!

Well we got some good news and some bad news. The good news is this is another banger of a week in a row of excitingly bad anime! The bad news is this is still Crappy Anime Showdown and thus the bar is set almost to the ground. Nonetheless Tesla Notes decides to continues to mock the legacy of its namesake at every corner. And Takt OP proves once and for all you do not have to know a thing about music to write a terrible anime about fighting monsters with music. What a hoot and a half this episode is. Don't take my word for it though and give it a listen.

This season justs keep getting better and better and this episode is now different! A battle between two possible finalists happens in the semi-finals with only one moving forward. Did we choose the anime in which Otakus dunk on themselves into oblivion while seemingly oblivious to that fact. Or did we choose the overtly racist vampire space program featuring a girl a vampire with stockholm syndrome and a surprise visit from Yuri on Ice. I know the answer but at the very least you will have to play the file and skip to the end to find out. I recommend listening though!