Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't

By Tony SantoreComedy Science Natural Sciences Earth Sciences

Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't episodes

May 17, 2019 Death Valley Limestone, Invasive Species, Herbal Enemas
A trip to Death Valley Limestone , an herbal poultice for invasive species long-winded rambling and the longest attempt to exit the podcast so far.
1 hr 56 min
April 19, 2019 Assaulted by Stinkbells and Obsessed with Monkey Flowers
Stinkbells Lilies, Fritillaria agrestis, the Futility of Life in Modern Civ, Calico Monkeyflowers, etc
1 hr 52 min
April 03, 2019 Rare Manzanitas & The Best Taqueria in the Salinas Valley
A trip to Pinnacles National Park, confused European tourists, the hemorrhoid of differentiating between two morphologically-identical genera of annual tarweeds, and the best goddamn taqueria in the Salinas Valley (Soledad Brother).
1 hr 34 min
March 29, 2019 "Superblooms" are relicts & understanding Invasive Species
But for real - how could you not like The Spinners?
1 hr 9 min
March 15, 2019 How much for Dat Bobcat in the Mesquite?
Bobcat Kittens, Trampling Wildflowers for a Selfie, An Enigmatic Desert Sumac, the Emergence of a new species of Asteraceae in the Mexican Desert, Encountering Cartel Grow Ops in the line of Botany, and Desert Serpentine.
1 hr 42 min
February 25, 2019 Mojave Snow, Laterites, Salvia funerea
A week long jaunt into the Mojave during a freakish weather event and a list of the floristic characters encountered b/w moderated profanity and the joy of being slapped around with Placidium Lichen.
2 hr 13 min
February 14, 2019 Neonicotinoids, Molecular Phylogeny, Relict Populations
This episode contains rants about the anomaly of working-class republican-ism, molecular phylogenetics, a new population of Funeral Sage, and a relict population of Alaska Cypress
1 hr 25 min
February 10, 2019 Kick Me Inna Asteraceae
A Very Brief, Low-Brow Approach to the Sunflower Family with frequent cameos by an inopportune Yukele, with frequent digressions into Palo-Endemics, Refugia, Botanical Speciation , Disjunct Populations and Molecular Phylogenetics.
1 hr 19 min
January 30, 2019 Cactus Dungeons of South Texas and Nuevo Leon
Explore 5 or 6 Genera of Rare Cacti from the Chihuahua Desert and Tamaulipan Thornscrub, plus the Mexican Cory Feldman in a track suit.
58 min

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