Crispy Coated Robots

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots

This episode is sexy and nothing but trouble.

Jim, Jason, and Joseph fall for some of the best femme fatales in movies.

Newman was never the same again.
Jason's Henny Youngman impression will not be ignored.
Be careful of the sexy androids.
A bullwhip, meow!
Jason secures his position as the number one Madame Webb fan.
Jim and Joseph debate over the most offensive "Bond Girl" names.

Which actor makes Casey Affleck look smart.
Before flubber and his three sons, which femme fatale did Fred McMurry have to worry about?

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots

This episode is the most 70s episode ever made.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph roll out the best skating scenes in movies and television.

Hell Toupee, the best supergroup that never was.
GFD - a bad idea fully realized.
Nearly 45 years later and rollerball is closer to being an Olympic event than roller skating.
10 minutes for 10 bucks.
Roller Skates + Cocaine = Xanadu
The Warriors come out to play and skate to the disco version of "Under My Thumb".
Heaven's Gate Ad: Give us 3 hours and a chance.
(B-listers + old timers + cocaine + skating) - Erik Estrada singing "Celebration" = CHiPs Roller Disco extravaganza.

Would you like a schmoke and a pancake?
Who forgot the flowers and why did it make such a funny movie ending?

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots

This episode has some fatherly advice! Jason, Jim, and Joseph celebrate some of the greatest dads in TV history.

• Joseph's Dad still has great advice to share and memorable quotes that Jim can't forget.
• Jim's Tom Bosley impression is pure Hollywood magic.
• Jason hedges his bets again to make sure his favorite sitcom gets on the list.
• Daddy, Daughter Day: An awkward parental rite of passage.
• "Serenity Now!"
• Cliff Huxtable should have been on the list. (Do you remember Sondra? )
• What TV Dad scarred Jason from using a razor as a boy?

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots

This episode is a little lonely and bitter.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph reminisce about movies featuring old people.

Jason sells out and goes corporate rock.
Joseph is mocked yet again for his predilection of foreign films.
Jim still hasn't seen more than one Star Trek movie.
F.U. is not always a bad way to leave a message
Joseph and Jim convince Jason that his own selection is a good choice.
Jim enjoys his erotica at a high altitude.

Which iconic western star ended his career on a coin operated horse ride?
What actor is cast as being "old" who is nearly the same age as the bots?

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots

This episode nearly bares it all.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph strip down the lists to the top five best underwear scenes.

In space no one can hear you scream in your low-cut space panties.
The physics of hiding a gun in panties is just not possible.
The memorable moment of seeing pink polka dot panties for the first time.
Jason tries to convince Jim to watch another Star Trek film.
Joseph likes train.
The boys almost get away with this episode without sounding creepy.

Lose your pants or lose your life?
Why does Jason avoid standing body of water?

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots

This episode has a nice swoop.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph comb over some the most impactful hairstyles in tv and movies.

Jewfro
When the updo goes down Jim goes up.
Jim and Joseph reminisce on simpler times when your mom could cut your hair with a bowl.
The man-boy haircut.
Jason admits to looking like Jerry Garcia at one time, if Jerry Garcia was an old lesbian.

Which movies featured the haircut from hell?
When do you give it up and just shave it off?

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots

This episode has been replaced by AI

Jason, Jim, and Joseph put on their shades to lay out the best summer-themed movies.

You old poop!
Jason gets a warning for being inappropriate with AI.
Jim's Henry Fonda impression sounds very similar to his Jimmy Stuart impression.
I betta call my muther!
Joseph suffers PTSD from working with fat kids at his summer job.

Why is it bad to drink Coke while working for Pepsi?
Which movie had Jim and Joseph feeling conspicuously white?

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots

This episode is served best with a nice chianti.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph give props to the baddies who got away with it in the end.

Joseph is shocked when he realizes the mob isn't the good guys.
Jim warns everyone that his Morgan Freeman impression has the upper hand.
Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, "What's in the box"?
Let's not bring race into this, Ahmad. We got enough problems as it is.
Jason contemplates the moral quandary of rooting for a cannibal.

Which movie left an upset,12-year-old Joseph waiting four years for some type of closure?
Is it better to burn out than watch Nicholas Cage overact?

www.facebook.com/crispycoatedrobots

This episode's guy want to say bye to your guy.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph pay respects to the master of deadpan, Charles Grodin.

Chicken pepperoni and pecan pie.
Jason hedges his odds with a bold strategy.
Joseph reminisce his college days of dressing up like one of his favorite Grodin characters.
The turn the show into a PSA for watching more Grodin material.


Why aren't you popular with the Chicago Police Department?
Could Charles Grodin be one of Jim's best impression?