Crispy Coated Robots

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This episode wants a lollipop.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph prescribe the best TV series to watch while recovering.

It's not fair! There was time now. Time to do another Burgess Meredith impression.
Don't make Jason laugh. He may throw out his  back.
Baby, you got a stew going.
Nothing puts you to sleep faster than Ice T complaining about murders.

How can a substitute teacher and dog walker afford a million dollar house? And why would they buy one built during the William McKinley presidency?
Who blue himself?

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This episode allows you yo go to the movies... by yourself.  

Jason, Jim, and Joseph take solace in offer the list of best comfort movies. 

The NFL angers Jason, makes Joseph cry, and allows Jim to do more impressions. 
Nothing brings Jason more comfort than Christopher Walken and Russion Roulette.
Julius Erving, a great athlete, but even greater actor.
Jim names Bill Murry as an early influence on his radio career and driving habits. 

Did Popeye suffer from Tourettes in the 1930s?
Who's lying? Who is always lying?

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This episode has music that goes well with salad dressing.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph offer the best movie soundtracks ever assembled.

Bow, bow, bow , bow bow...
Joseph insults strippers with Purple Rain.
So many songs about running.
No one puts Jason in the corner.

Why is the Coal Minor's Daughter singing R&B?
Why don't cowboys sing Swahili and more importantly why doesn't anyone want to touch Michael's snake?

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It’s Episode 206! Best Winter Scenes in Movies and TV! BRRRRRRR!

It takes 57 hours to listen to “The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich” on Audible. How far is Joseph into this historical saga?

Why isn’t cannibalism funny anymore?

Jim answers the most important question, “Is Patrick Schwarzenegger a good actor?”

Can Jason do a William Shatner impersonation? 

Speaking of Schwarzenegger, why didn't anyone mention Arnold’s Mr. Freeze from 1997’s “Batman and Robin”???

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This episode has a lucky frame!

Jason, Jim and Joseph roll out some of the best bowling scenes in movies and TV.

Jason raves over the amazing Klingon choir.
Grease 2 - a great film, but not good enough for the two screens at the Humble Theater.
Jim talks about  his favorite things in life: bowling, milkshakes, and Daniel Day Lewis.
Joseph and Jason discuss whether Nixon was more paranoid of the media or the 7/10 split.


What is a " Brooklyn Stike"and why should we care?

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The episode that will slap those teeth straight.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph the best TV series of the year.

Wookie porn for family entertainment.
Joseph discovers Mario Bothers wasn't based on a true story.
Jason laments about his beloved Jets.
Jim announces his upcoming Tunnels Tour in Houston.

Why can't Jim get past the first episode of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel?
Which actor is redeemed after a close encounter with a butt?

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The episode about a powerful force unleashed upon the world.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph gush over the best films of 2023.

Joseph admits to abusing his friends with texts of movie reviews.
The ‘pro sex” films reign supreme in 2023.
Jason let’s out his inner Cage.
Dutch Ovens and Umpaloompas.
Jason turns Jim and Joseph into Swifties.
The boys are super excited about the possibility of an Oppenheimer 2.

What documentary is recommended by Jim to view without prejudice?
Do Fail Army videos meet the Academy Awards new DEI requirements?

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The episode with “Zee Breakdancing”.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph rattle off things they are looking forward to in the new year.

Jim is shunned by Joseph for not remembering his birthday.

Jason and Joseph nerd out over calendars, eclipses, and jingoistic sporting events.

Jim and Jason are possessed by the ghost of Maurice Chevalier.

Dune 2: More worms and cowbell.

The guys will use their AARP memberships to rock out in 2024.
Jason gives a great tip to offend everyone at rock festivals. 


Which is harder to believe: Jason liked the Barbie Movie or that he is middle aged?

Which bot will be DJing a Bonnie Tyler classic with a box on his head?

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The episode with a  "rock n roll attitude".

Jason, Jim, and Joseph take on the task of listing the best holiday scenes in movies and television.  

Joseph reveals the real reason he is obsessed with watching It's a Wonderful Life multiple times each year. 
Jim describes the week in college he and Joseph lived in Bizarro World.
Jason admits to learning the true meaning of Christmas from mafia movies.
Is Ned Ryerson the devil?
Is Jason in shape to take on his son this holiday season?

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Episode 200:   “Prepare to be pelted!” 

 Jim, Joseph, and George debate the Top 5 Romantic  Comedies and they nostalgically weigh in on toys from the past.

·        What does Joseph consider the most dangerous toy he ever owned?

·        How does Sandra Bullock identify Peter Gallagher when he’s in a coma?

·        What was the first movie that Jim went on a date with his future wife?

·        Joseph’s pinecone gauntlet

·        Dogs urinating on John Wayne dolls?

·        What doll looks like a jacked-up Leslie Nielsen?

·        Which is better: Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots vs Kar-a-a-ate Men?

·        What are the first items that Jim purchased at a garage sale?

·        Action Jackson’s pubis 

·        Which 2 of the podcast hosts wanted (but never got) Hugo: Man of 1000 Faces?

·        What was the most profitable hand-held game ($400 Million in sales) before the GameBoy? 

…and a shocking cliff-hanger ending that will change everything!

ENHANCEMENTS:
Carl Eller and John Brodie TALKING FOOTBALL Commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdR1va-yTQQ 

All in the Family plays Kar-a-a-ate Men
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=v1ZUZR-x8UE&feature=youtu.be