Crispy Coated Robots

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This episode has bush!

Jason, Jim, and Joseph expose some of the best hard "R" rated movies.

Chilled white Burgundy, a little caviar, and grass.
Forget bareback riding.  It is all about riding topless.
Before Charles was in charge and Bibleman was preaching, they were two horny teenagers having fun.
Joseph learns a lot from Porky's.
Jim breaks down the term prostitution.

Why does Jason need love in his raunchy comedies?
What feels like bags of sand?

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This is a Whopper of an episode.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph crown the best kings ever.

Fleetwood Macrame! 
Whore! Norman Trollop!

Jim reminisces on his first nip slip. Jim is forced to vote for Joseph’s top entry because his mother may be listening.

It’s all about the onion rings.

Which is Jason’s biggest disgrace: being kicked out of a Christian rock band or missing Styx at the Texas Jam?

Which movie is chosen by all the guys but still doesn’t have anything on Denzel Washington?

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This episode eclipses all the others. 

Jason, Jim, and Joseph lament over the worst movies they watched all the way through.

DEA!

Jim astonishes everyone with his knowledge of eclipse themed songs.

The start of the show surprises Jason (again).

Jim recalls the movie that took the joy out of sex for him.

Jason makes a plea for getting medals for watching crappy movies.

Joseph turns into a woman in the middle of the show.

Jason roots for the alligator in the Roadhouse remake.

What helpful recommendation does Joseph give for watching a terrible Scientology movie?

Which kids’ movie features bestiality as comedic gag?

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1. Why does Joseph like butter?
2. Why hasn't Jason tried to eat eggs like a real man yet?
3. Why doesn't it get any more romantic than watching dogs eat according to Jim and Joseph?

Those questions and more are answered in Episode 216 when the Crispy Coated Robots talk about The Best Food On Film!

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This episode may cause trauma and require counseling. 

Jason, Jim, and Joseph break out of the bubble to talk about classic made-for-TV movies.  

One word: Buttafuco!
Ah, the 70s! When date rape and incest were considered family entertainment. 
Jason makes a case for the hotter Amy Fisher.
South Carolina is destroyed without anyone noticing 
Before Chucky there was Zuni.  And he was terrifying.
An age old question is finally answered with Jim's top choice.  Unfortunately, Tina Louise hated the question and didn't care much for the answer. 


Which TV movie classic are men allowed to cry when watching?
Can there ever be too much over the top acting and action in a Roadhouse movie?

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This episode is done without wearing a shirt. 

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list some of the best movies about musicians.  

Jim praises Jason's rendition of "So Bad" being so good.
Joseph Johnson: A fair bigot.
Jason 4th pick is great!  Too bad Joseph won't let him talk about it.
Bologna and boners. 
Jim admits that he does not like factoids in his pop music.

What are you doing over there? Taking a vacation?
Is there anything more beautiful than the mountain scenery of Lubbock, Texas?

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This episode has flesh wounds, hamsters, and elderberries.

Jason, Jim and Joseph launch some of the best medieval weapons scenes in movies.

Joseph Johnson – Car Destroyed

The boys perform a hat trick by offending the French, historians, and moviegoers.

Jim offers a connection theory between medieval weapons and sodomy.

Captain Picard looks so good using Glamour Shots.

What’s a flail and why does Jason refer to his wife as one?

Which is the most menacing kind of axe: a battle axe, a lumber axe, or the body spray?

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This episode should have been about Sexy Space Ladies.

 Jason, Jim, and Joseph list the best movie scenes from other planets.

By Grabthar’s hammer, what a savings.

In space, no one looked at what teenage Jim was doing while watching Sigourney Weaver.

Carbon-freezing old friends goes well with the smoothness of Colt 45.

Jim: The Last Airbender?

Earworms and Corinthian Leather.

Which aliens were sentenced to space travel via album cover?

Why is space underwear so controversial between Joseph and his wife?

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Jason, Jim, and Joseph dream of a better world when the Academy awarded the right Oscar nominations. 

Can you believe Brando lost to a mediocre performance by Bogart? "Stella!"
How is Alvy Singer preferable to C3PO? 
Who is sleeping Au Buffo?
Why is Jason is mad as hell and he’s not going to take it anymore?
Which actor should have won for the Big F’n Giant?
Was DiCaprio robbed because of his age or for going full Norbit?

And who is the guest that never leaves?

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This episode has booty sweat!

Jason, Jim, and Joseph introduce the best opening scenes in a movie.

Buckle up!  You’re in for a surprise!

Joseph surprises Jim and Jason with Valentine’s gifts!

Jim describes his first experience with porn at a school’s book fair.

Jason pleads a case for the ethics of criminality.

Inca-Dinka -Do. I’m an Inca too!

So many impressions of Nick Nolte it may be illegal.

Who is Jim’s pugilistic DJ persona?

Can the boys choose the best high school acting role of Jason?