Crispy Coated Robots

Crispy Coated Robots

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  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #189 - Top 5 Movies About Music & The Best Hand Coverings

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    Episode 189:   “I don’t like the panties drying on the rod.”

    Jim, Joseph, and George review their picks for best movies about music; they also debate the Top hand coverings.

    ·        Learn the origin of Jazz Hands/Jazz Head.


    ·        Michelle Pfeiffer is not faking it.


    ·        What did Tom Hanks do to pass the time during the Forest Gump press tour?


    ·        What was the first rap song to earn an Oscar?


    ·        “A bowling glove is quite a commitment to the game.”


    ·        What is the first chord of A HARD DAY’S NIGHT?


    ·        There’s nothing worse than bad piano fakery!


    ·        Why is Joseph playing acoustic guitar while using the toilet?


    ·        Listen to Jim perform an Adam Sandler original song.

    1 hr 6 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #188 - Best One Scene Wonders and Top 5 Whistling Songs

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    Episode 188:   “Not a lot of people have basements in California.”

    Jim, Joseph, and George debate the best of the best single appearances by an actor/actress in film, and the Top 5 songs

    ·        What did Paul Simon’s Julio do that was against the law?

    ·        Roger Miller’s contaminated genius becomes the abomination known as the Hamster Dance.

    ·        Producer Phil Ramone and the whistling sample/place-holder that made history

    ·        Brando as Mister X

    ·        Why is Charlie Sheen staying awake for 48 hours straight?

    ·        Who ad-libbed a bit that has now been covered over 6 million times?

    ·        Fumbling to Success: John Sebastian fails to copy the Supremes’ ‘BABY LOVE’ but lands on his feet with a hit.

    ·        What is the impact of Joseph’s wife on the show?

    52 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #187 - Top 5 War Movies and Best Schoolyard Games

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    Episode 187:   “You don’t get a lot of sympathy for the Germans in these movies.”
    Jim, Joseph, and George review and discuss the best War Movies, and schoolyard games.

    ·        When is a horse a pig? 

    ·        How does Shakespeare upset a WWII epic?

    ·        Which childhood game dates back to the 4th century?

    ·        Learn of all of Jim’s basketball exploits.

    ·        Which podcast host is anti-Frisbee Golf?

    ·        Red Light/Green Light influences Dr. Who.

    ·        Which is the 1st war movie in over a decade and a half to win an Oscar for Best Visual Effects?

    ·        Which host humiliated a ten-year old boy with a game of one-on-one?

    ·        Who did Bruce Springsteen write the song BORN IN THE USA about?

    ·        Why does George claim that Hide-And-Seek is the great equalizer? 

    ·        The traumatic injury of Joey Bolton.



    1 hr 12 min
  • Crispy Coated Robots #186 - Best Breaking Glass Moments in TV and Movies + Best Yo-Yo Tricks.

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    Episode 186:   “Yo-yos and donuts are similarly shaped.”

    The guys discuss the Top 5 Breaking Glass moments in TV and Movies. Also debated are the best yo-yo tricks.

    ·        What is the longest yo-yo spin duration on record?

    ·        How did karate kicking The Fonz launch Tom Hanks’ movie career?

    ·        There’s not enough Yo-yo moments in 3-D movies.

    ·        Why is Jan-Michael Vincent so ticked off?

    ·        How many years of bad luck did Bruce Lee cause in ENTER THE DRAGON?

    ·        Why is there no Wonka-vator ride?

    ·        The same stunt guy for BLADE RUNNER’s Zora’s death scene used FLASHDANCE?

    ·        The Yo-yo is NOT a weapon (yet).

    ·        Brad Pitt in the Phantasm horror films?

    Great Moments in Audio: Joseph Johnson’s On-Air Yo-yo Trick Demonstrations

    56 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #185 - Top 5 Movies Set in Louisana and Best Police Radio Codes

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    Episode 185:   “Who doesn’t get excited about a bloated animal carcass?”

    Jim, Joseph, and George debate their Top 5 favorite movies that take place in Joseph’s home state of Louisiana. The best police radio codes are also discussed.

    ·        How dumb of a detective are you if you can’t figure out that you were hired by the devil?

    ·        How can you tell if the silent alarm has been stolen?

    ·        Why does Chet keep calling the cops?

    ·        Brando in the Sutherland role in JFK?

    ·        Female Escort or Ford Escort?

    ·        Which classic movie does native Louisianan Joseph consider the truest representation of New Orleans?

    ·        “Kind of in the same vein as DELIVERANCE but without all of the raping.”

    ·        “They were 10-99ing it!”

    ·        Why did Marlon Brando write a letter to actor Robert Duval years after they were in The Godfather together?  

    ·        The mystery culture of the swamp people

    55 min
  • Crispy Coated Robots #184 - Best Bomb Movie + Best Pop Song in Animated Film

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    Episode 184 Best Bomb Movie & Pop Song in Animated Film

    Should this show just be called the Shrek Show? In this week’s episode, the guys explode with rants and raves over the best bomb movies and pop songs used in animated films, all while verifying, “Howard the Duck is Awful."
     
    What act of terrorism involved the band Sparks playing in the background?

    Get ready for another great dissertation on why the Sun makes a great thermal nuclear device!

    Which rock star is Shrek’s doppelganger?

    What recent display of cinematic nudity has Joseph’s prudish sensibilities in a dither?

    Which actor is only a role away from doing the one-man show of the Potsdam Conference?

    Which Bot actually offended Dabney Coleman?

    Why does Dr. Strange want to blow up the multiverse?

    What Emmy-winning television show scared South Carolinians like it was October 1938 all over again?

    Find out on an explosive episode of the Crispy Coated Robots!

    1 hr 5 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #183 - Top 5 Female SNL Characters & Best Incidental Television Musical Cues

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    Episode 183:   “Bongos and creepy sci-fi… What more could one want?”

    In this show the boys delve into the world of incidental stinger music/musical cues on television shows and proudly promote their favorite female SNL characters.

    ·        Did the Nintendo Wii steal Gilligan’s Island Walking Music?

    ·        Was Cesar Romero just phoning it in by not shaving his moustache for his role in Batman? 

    ·        Is Sally O'Malley basically Molly Shannon’s Mary Catherine Gallagher all grown up?

    ·        Cousin Oliver: the Yoko Ono of The Brady Bunch 

    ·        Who was the character of Roseanne Roseannadanna based on?

    ·        Who was the first performer that SNL creator Lorne Michaels hire back in 1975?

    ·        What’s all that slap bass stuff about on Seinfeld?

    ·        Which SNL skit significantly influenced the outcome of a presidential election in the U.S?

    ·        Which skit inspired an ice cream flavor by Ben and Jerry?

    ·        There are some places the “Magic School Bus” shouldn’t go (be inserted into).

    1 hr
  • Crispy Coated Robots #182 - Top 5 Teachers in Movie/TV and Songs about Cars

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    Episode 182:   “Mr. Johnson’s Opus: That’s Dumbass Tape!”     

    Jim, Joseph, and George discuss best teacher roles in film and TV. Also debated are the best songs about cars.

      ·        What is the easiest Springsteen song to play saxophone to?

    ·        Della Reese buys a Lincoln for her drummer/band leader’s birthday.

    ·        How many years has Joseph taught in the public school system?

    ·        Who is the best chemistry teach of all time?

    ·        Chester Sopczak perms his hair to look like Prince and steals a standup cutout from the mall record store.

    ·        Does ‘Moog’ (a type of keyboard) rhyme with Chew or Vogue? 

    ·        That awkward moment when you see your math teacher at her second job at the mall.

    ·        Laura Dern appears on the teachers list twice.

    ·        Written in a bar, what was one of the last songs that Janis Joplin recorded?

    ·        Why can’t 40-year old Ralph Macchio read?

    1 hr 9 min
  • Crispy Coated Robots #181 - Best Video Game to Live Action + Stamps

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    Episode 181:   “When the acting in the videogame is better than in the movie there’s a problem!”   

    In this episode Jim, Joseph, and George debate the Top 5 Live-Action movies/TV shows inspired by videogames; and the second topic: Best Stamps.

    ·        Which podcast host sported the ‘Dutch-Boy’ haircut back in school?

    ·        The ‘Fat Elvis’ vs ‘Thin Elvis’ Bill Clinton election conspiracy

    ·        Learn the boring history of stamps.

    ·        Which videogame live-action movie has the highest rating on Rotten Tomatoes?

    ·        What are the functions/duties of the VP of the stamp club?

    ·        Which George R Romero zombie movie screenplay was rejected for a videogame flick? 

    ·        Which videogame movie role did Chris Pratt turn down?

    ·        Just which nationality/heritage IS actor Ben Kingsley?

    ·        Which movie is rumored to have had a cocaine budget of over $10,000 a week for Jean-Claude Van Damme? 

    ·        Could W.C. Fields actually juggle?    

    ·        The Jim vs Joseph 1995 Mortal Kombat vs 2021 Mortal Kombat showdown!

    1 hr 13 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #180 - Christopher Walken Roles & Best 'Walkin' Songs

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    Episode 180:   “Sometimes I have the impulse to drive into the oncoming traffic on the highway.” 

    Jim, Joseph, and George reveal their favorite Christopher Walken film roles and songs about walking. 

    ·        Why is Johnny Cash humming?
    ·        What is the first song of his that songwriter Sting says that he heard a stranger singing in an elevator?
    ·        How did Mel Brooks’ YOUNG FRANKEINSTIEN influence a rock classic by Aerosmith?
    ·        Whose famous luggage does Joseph carry?
    ·        David Bowie’s saxophone teacher plays on Lou Reed’s WALK ON THE WILD SIDE?
    ·        What song was John Lennon’s last guitar recording four days before his assassination?
    ·        What is Christopher Walken doing with that evil nurse from ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST?
    ·        George recounts the time he met Frank Abagnale Jr. from CATCH ME IF YOU CAN and the inaccuracies in the movie.

    1 hr

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