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Today at noon on Houston Radio Platinum, the Crispy Coated Robots listen to the Beatles classic "Rubber Soul!" That's right, George W. Padgett and Jim Beazy break down all the classic tracks - "Michelle," "Drive My Car," "Nowhere Man" and more! Find out - which song won a grammy, which actress inspired multiple songs, which song started the Patti-rock era and more! Listen on-air in Houston at 850 AM KEYH, online at houstonradioplatinum.com and on your phone by downloading the FREE app! If you miss the noon show (family stuff or football) check out the replay Monday at midnight! Chris Alan Joey Kovacik THE BEATLES Rob Olive #newepisode #classicalbums

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Episode 138:   “Then I saw her face, now I’m gonna leave her.”

Jim, Joseph, and George debate the best television shows (thus far) of the 21st Century and the Top 5 bottled waters.

·        Why is Tracy Morgan so fixated on Chewbacca?

·        Which water does Andy Rooney drink?

·        Who do the podcast hosts consider to be the female Michael Scott?

·        Keri Russell and  the Milgram Shock Experiment

·        What Breaking Bad episode did actor Aaron Paul tell Jim he was as amazed as the viewing audience when he saw it?

·        The Silicon Valley formula presented at the end of the first season

·        Which bottled water product does Dwayne ‘the Rock’ Johnson drink?

·        Why did actor Craig Robinson (Darrel in the Office, Hot Tub Time Machine, etc.) blatantly lie to Jim?

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Episode 137:   “The Doormat Episode”

The guys debate the best example of a doormat/pushover character, while also discussing doormats for the home.

·        Who did Christopher Reeves base his Clark Kent character on?

·        What’s up with the John C. Reilly roles?

·        ‘You’ve been Munsoned!”

·        Learn the perfect doormat for those who want to avoid doing housework.

·        Learn the tree types of doormats.

·        70s grass doormat with/without a daisy? 

·        If there’s only 12 months, how does Joseph’s mother Mrs. Johnson have 14 different mats?

·        Make sure that the dirt on the inside is different than the dirt on the outside.

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Episode 136:   “It’s got to have a lotta light, but not a lot.”

Jim, Joseph, and George debate the best scenes involving sandwiches in the movies. Also discussed are the top 5 flowers (no roses). 

SPOILER: An unprecedented episode in which ALL 5 of Joseph’s entries for one of the categories makes it in by matching with the other podcast hosts.

·        What is the Mississippi state flowha?

·        Get the recipe for Weird Allison’s sandwich from the Breakfast Club.

·        Are serpents hiding in the flower patches alongside the highway?

·        Why are these sandwiches all wet?

·        Joseph schools the guys on the financial currency folly of the 1600s Tulip Bubble.

·        What’s in the ‘Dave Sandwich’?

·        Which flowers were given from Japan to Washington D.C. in 1912?

·        What is the most famous pastrami on rye in film? 

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Episode 135:   “Even his earlobes got fat!”  

George completely misunderstands this episode’s prompt about actors who underwent remarkable bodily transformations for film roles.

Also covered are songs with colors in the titles.

·        Listen as Jim and Joseph attempt to transform their bodies live on air.

·        Who glued their eyes shut for a role in order to win an Academy Award?

·        Matt Damon in ‘The Army One’

 ·        Who played a version of Thor after a role as a homicidal maniac?

·        In what movie did Tom Hanks get a true staph infection because he stopped bathing during the course of filming?

·        Which actress allowed her hair to be cut on film for in an attempt for absolute realism on film

·        Who gained 30 lbs. on a strict donut only diet for the roll of a serial killer?

Enhancement: Robert Hazard - Escalator Of Life
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yD-id0xBO_k 

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Episode 134:   “So much back hair… I’ve never seen so MUCH back hair!”

Jim, Joseph, and George contemplate the Top 5 Kung Fu films, and best board game tokens/pieces. 

·        Who provided the voice of The Great Gazoo?

·        Which is considered the sneakiest piece in chess?

·        Which movie is Wu-Tang Clan always referencing?

·        Which podcast host can’t stand Kung Fu flicks in which the characters are allowed fly in the air and defy the physics of gravity?

·        Learn the controversy about monopoly and a charm bracelet.

·        Why did Bruce Lee need to pee so badly in one of his films?

·        Which TV show character was used as a fake-out question in an attempt to sue a trivia game company?

·        The long awaited release of Jim, Joseph, and George’s Prog-Rock album  “Game Pieces”

·        Which piece is the world’s least favorite Monopoly token? 

·        What are the category designation colors for the Trivial Pursuit wedges?

·        How did artwork of Abe Lincoln’s beard lead to the first United States’ parlor game being made?

·        Potato fuel to solve the energy crisis?

·        Which modern-day game originated from ancient Egypt called ‘Knuckle-Bones’?

ENHANCEMENT: Careless Whisper Bruce & Chuck:
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An1Thz3wSII 

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Episode 133:   “Billy Ray Cyrus playing the role of a medical doctor is not the weirdest part of this movie!” 

Prepare for complete disorienting mayhem as this episode about films that are out of order is presented non-sequentially. Also discussed: Things that are green.

·        Why does Joseph love the Mr. Greenjeans segment so much?

·        1860s exploding traffic lights

·        Which comic book character always wears maroon pants?

·        Which non-sequential film recounts a turning point of WWII? 

·        Jealous of divers

·        Who can resist Uncle O'Grimacey in the springtime?

·        How did a Pittsburgh football franchise attempt to poison small children in the 70s?

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Episode 132:   “You know you’re in trouble when the firefighters come after you!”

In this episode, the boys discuss and debate the Top 5 elevator scenes in movies, and the best in familiars.

• Did Tom Waits even know he was in a movie?
• Which movie does George consider a master class in cinema misdirection?
• “Now I have a machine gun --- Ho ho ho.”
• The guys gush over underappreciated familiars from “What We Do in the Shadows.” 
• What is the elevator that elevators dream of being when they fall asleep at night?
• There's a fifty/fifty chance.

ENHANCEMENT:
 Jerry Lewis, The Errand Boy (1961) 
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-e5NDmucQM 

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Episode 131:  One set – One Movie:  “This here is my Boggle pocket.”

Jim, Joseph, and George debate  Top 5 movies that mostly take place in a single setting (83.5% of the film). Also discussed are the best dice games that ARE NOT Dungeons & Dragons. 

·        Which podcast host identified more with the janitor in BREAKFAST CLUB instead of the teenagers in Saturday detention?

·        What is the popular dice game that over 59 million women play?

·        The Gay Kiss: “No Superman, don’t do it!”  

·        Which game forbids blowing (and licking) on the dice?

 ·        CCR Flashback: A podcast host in a PTSD haze while working Hasting’s Records because of a Steeler’s Wheel song?

·        Add a Pop-o-Matic to a Backgammon board?  

·        What is the only suspense/horror film that Audrey Hepburn ever made? 

·        Which movie taught Joseph what ‘hobbling’ is?

·        Which dice game is the best for gambling  Saltwater taffy?

·        Which podcast is plays solo Yahtzee? 

·        Inventor’s Corner: Tom Wu’s device that determines the amount of screen time a movie takes place in a single location