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Episode 169:   “Why so serious?”  

Jim, Joseph, and George explore the best comedians-turned-dramatic actor roles, and Top 5 Crayola crayon colors.

·        Which podcast host was considered a ‘Slab ‘O Meat’ at the gym?

·        What is the oldest Crayola crayon color?

·        What is the newest Crayola crayon color?

·        “Crans”?

·        Who in the world is taking time out of their busy day to vote on their favorite color???

·        Which podcast host always ran out of the black crayon first?

·        Which color originally came from mucus extract from snails?

·        Which movie character was Forest Gump before Forest Gump was Forest Gump?

·        The trio’s Rap names: Waxy Black/Dustless Chalk/Pink Beige – and their album: “No Knee Wraps”

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Episode 168:   “It’s like a Salvador Dali wet dream on film.”

In this epic episode Jim, Joseph, and George debate Epic Movie Openings and the Top 5 Shapes.

·        What is the ‘Golden Ratio’ and who cares? 

·        What is the symbolism of the oval shape in the Oval Office?

·        Which movie did both Joseph and George take their wives to twice on opening weekend?

·        What is the earliest known shape?

·        Why you should never power-wash in sandals

·        What is Jim’s least favorite Def Leppard album?

·        The Shapes vs. The Amorphic Shapes

·        Which shape represented divinity to the ancient Greeks?

·        What unexpected upset is considered the ‘Lifting of the Jimbo Curse’?

·        Why are Joseph and Jim acting so spastic in the local swimming pool?

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Episode 167:   “Little people on submarines?”

Jim, Joseph, and George consider and discuss ‘Notable Neighbors’ in film and television, and Top 5 Chicken Dishes. 

·        John Travolta rides a horse off into the sunset to his death.

·        Who is the only human in the Toy Story universe that knows the toys are sentient? 

·        ‘Chicken Pot Lie’

·        What is the number one chicken dish in England?

·        Learn the proper the way to eat a kabob.

·        In an impassioned moment, learn George’s specific chicken pot pie regimen.

·        What dish was President Nixon’s favorite?

·        Which university introduced chicken nuggets in the 50s? 

·        Why did cops appear with guns drawn at Joseph and Jim’s apartment?

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Episode 166:   “Everyone listening to this podcast is now dumber  because of your comments; you should be ashamed."

For this one, the boys debate their favorite Adam Sandler flicks and discuss the most satisfying deaths of villains in film and TV.

·        What does Jim consider to be the greatest montage in 70s cinema?

·        Which Adam Sandler movie would have been better had Eddie Murphy been cast in the lead role?

·        Who is George’s wife favorite villain to watch die on screen?

·        Who is Rodney Gober and why is he dancing at the wedding?

·        Doubling Down: Two mentions of Walter Matthau and Game of Thrones

·        How does Adam Sandler get so many attractive actresses to appear in his movies?
 Which cinema teacher ‘villain’ does Joseph identify with?

·        What is the threat that Adam Sandler made good on after not getting an Academy Award nomination?

·        Why is asking Joseph to give a toast at your wedding a horrible mistake?

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Episode 165:   “It’s like a fart transplant!”

Jim, Joseph, and George simultaneously review the most intelligent and dumbest villains in cinema and television. 

·        Which villain has Disney said was partly inspired by Adolf Hitler?

·        Who is credited with inventing the Piano Key necktie? 

·        Was ‘Elevator Guy’ in the movie EARTHQUAKE a hero or a villain?

·        Is Frankenstein a medical drama? 

·        Learn Hannibal Lector’s supposed IQ.

·        What were the first 8 plans that were rejected to take over the earth by Space Commander Eros?

·        Who robs Nascar?

·        Why does the character of The Riddler give the police/Batman clues to his schemes?

·        Kevin Spacey and Kevin Kline make the lists twice.

·        Who is considered the Robin Hood of killers?

ENHANCEMENT:
Earthquake Elevator Blood Spurt Guy 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHXxHje_Ezc 

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Episode 164:   “ You couldn’t have the shark in JAWS in the snow!”

THE GREAT DEBATE: Joseph adjudicates long-held debates between Jim and George from the previous 150 plus shows. Also discussed are the best fake bands in television and movies.

·        I want to own a squadron of tanks!

·        Is it possible that Jim didn’t know he was hosting a podcast along ?

·        What is the name of the tune that the cantina band played in Star Wars?

·        Who’s second grade teacher played The Beatles’ ABBEY ROAD in class to shut them up?

·        Which Grammy Award winning artist wrote many of the songs for Scott Pilgrim’s fake band?

·        Who are the members of the River Bottom Nightmare Band?

·        Which podcast host is accused of being a ‘combaphobe’?

·        Which mockumentary did actress Bea Arthur say was her all-time favorite movie?

·        Which movie did John Lennon refuse to give back?

·        Jim insults both English artist Roger Dean and Yes guitarist Steve Howe.

·        Which television show did the real band, The Wellingtons have a guest appearance on as well as sang the theme song to?

For once and for all – Is 1968 Planet of the Apes a dystopian tale or not?

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Episode 163:   “Never get behind old people in security – They take forever!” 

Welcome to the controversial launch of Season 5 with Jim, Joseph, and George! In this episode the boys are up in the air talking about movies involving flight plus the Top 5 snacks on a plane trip.

·        Who is the pilot that greets you when achieve 10 million frequent-flier miles?

·        Don’t get the ice on a plane.

·        Jim’s brother’s favorite album – the Hindenburg disaster?

·        How did Al Jolson thwart Howard Hughes’ costly enterprise?

·        Which movie  did actor Burt Lancaster star in but hated even though it made him a fortune?  

·        Which post-Covid movie saved the film industry?

·        Which cable premiere of a disaster movie did Jim’s mother check him out of school early to watch?    

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Episode 162:   “The tragedy of ‘Pepsi Johnson’: Is crispier and moodier.”

Jim, Joseph, and George share their own personal physical injuries sustained over the years, combined with their Top 5 choices for best medical movies.

·        When does the phrase “No problem” really mean “No problem for ME”? 

·        Which movie director did Jack Nicholson refuse to speak to on set?

·        Which podcast host was bedridden for 3 months and had ZOOM-style meetings before Zoom was a communications platform thing? 

·        What do the guys consider to be Denzel Washington’s version of Dog Day Afternoon?

·        “You could go in there with a served leg and he’d say, ‘Put some ice on it’.”

·        Which podcast host claims to have an unusually high pain tolerance?

·        What is the most painful way to get a Telecaster guitar?

·        What was Jim’s part in Joseph’s grocery store electrocution?

·        Why does George have an aversion being in traffic behind a truck towing a boat?

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"Pow! I see this bright flash and look at  my hand..."

On episode #161 of Crispy Coated Robots the team discuss the weather with  best hot and cold films of all-time...not only that but you'll find out...

Which CCR member Jim got electrocuted...

Why so many toliets flushed during George's "dissertation"...

Why Danny Aiello wouldn't cuss out Jim's brother...

Why George thinks frost cannot chase Jake Gyllenhaal up the stairs...

Why throwing a chair through the front window always works when courting a woman...

How Old Al Pacino would sound in Young Al Pacino movie...

What Michael McDonald song could have possibly inspired a serial killer...

If George has figured out the ambiguous ending to "12 Angry Men"...

What Cohen brothers' movies landed a spot on both of Joseph's lists...

and a whole lot more!  Don't miss episode #161!

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Episode 160:   “Sad Michael Jackson always cheers me up.”   

In this DOUBLE ASTERISK episode Jim, Joseph, and George discuss the Top 5 breakup songs in pop music. Also debated are the very best ‘free’ food items offered at restaurants.

·        What is the most covered pop song of all time?

·        “Roy Orbison is more haunting in Spanish.”

·        Jeff at Bennigan's pushing for mayo instead of ketchup

·        Which song was Jim’s first exposure to disco?

·        How to save your marriage by serving buttered brown bread to your spouse

·        What is going on at FIVE GUYS that they try to distract patrons with peanuts?

·        What was the first breakup song?

·        Why is Joseph so excite to have bread thrown at his face?

·        Which 70s ballad is based off a Rachmaninoff piano concerto?

·        “I know, I know, I know…” x 26

·        Michael Jackson ‘steals’ a song from Frank Sinatra

·        The Incas and Aztecs making salsa?

BONUS: Jim’s teenage heartbreak aided by 80s super group, Asia