Crispy Coated Robots

Crispy Coated Robots

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  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #159 - Best Gary Oldman Roles & Top 5 Times of the Week

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    Episode 159:   “Slow horses… couldn’t drag me away.”   

    The guys reflect on their Top 5 Gary Oldman roles in film and television, and also debate the best time of the week.

    ·        Which movie did Gary Oldman admit to doing an impersonation of American business magnate Ross Perot and Bugs Bunny? 

    ·        When should someone trade stocks during the week?

    ·        Which punk icon legend did actor Daniel Day Lewis nearly play on the big screen?

    ·        Which day of the week is the best to exercise?

    ·        Why was Oldman nicknamed ‘Scary Gary’ by Harrison Ford?

    ·        What time of the week/day is the most cost effective to book a flight?

    ·        Director Tony Scott: “He’s a pimp; he’s a white guy who thinks he’s black.”
              Oldman: “Okay, I’ll do it!”

    ·        Which two films featuring Gary Oldman were shot inside of the Historic Hotel Chelsea in New York 12-years apart?

    1 hr 2 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #158 - "Much ado about Shakespear" and Top 5 Cartoon Sidekicks

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    Episode 158:   “Ooh… gang fights are cool (and choreographed meaning )"

    In this episode the boys explore Shakespeare  stories retold in modern movies and television, and Top 5 cartoon sidekicks.

    ·        Which cartoon character is the nephew of Fred Flintstone’s boss Mr. Slate?

    ·        Which is better: HAPPY DAYS with or without the laugh track?

    ·        Which Casey Kasem role is better: Robin (Dick Grayson) or Shaggy Rogers?

    ·        What was the first major movie to have a musical score entirely performed by electronic instruments?

    ·        What classic 50s sci-fi classic was filmed on the Wizard of Oz movie set?

    ·        Is Claire Underwood a modern Lady McBeth?

    ·        A Hamlet musical set to Carmen?

    ·        Batman and Shaggy 

    ·        Was Godzooky a sidekick or an offspring?

    ·        Which 80s comedy movie about beer helped Jim & Joseph pass an English class exam about Hamlet? 

    52 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #157 - TV Animals and Top 5 Bathroom Scenes in Movies

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    Episode 157:   “Buddy Ebsen was chasin’ me... I had to slow down for him to catch up to me!”

    Jim, Joseph, and George debate the Top 5 TV Animals and bathroom scenes in film.

    ·        Highlights from Joseph & George’s slumber party

    ·        Who is buried with the ashes of pig, Arnold Ziffel?  

    ·        Who is the smartest horse in movies?

    ·        Two Travolta bathroom scenes in Pulp Fiction

    ·        Which scene from a Farrelly brothers comedy was based on a real life painful event?

    ·        James Bond’s first kill

    ·        What tragic end came to the Brady Bunch’s pet Tiger?

    ·        Fred the Cockatoo had a stunt bird? 

    ·        Why did Jack Nicholson have to keep chopping up doors in ‘The Shining’?

    ·        What was the first American film to display a toilet and have audible flushing?

    ·        Joseph explains the difference between horror and slasher movies.

    1 hr 1 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #156 - Movies that couldn't be made today and Jazz Greats

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    Episode 156:   “Clocks of the World”  

    The trio discuss the un-politically correct movies of the past and how they could never be made in modern times. 

    Also Jim, Joseph, and George explore America’s greatest art form: JAZZ and the top innovators and players of all time. They contemplate the art form as a living expression of the nation’s history and culture, still youthful, difficult to define and impossible to contain, a music of beauty, sensitivity, and brilliance that has produced an extraordinary progression of talented artists.

    ·        Learn where most racist amusement park log ride in North America is/was.

    ·        Why are people eating Jenifer Lawrence’s baby?

    ·        Why is a sci-fi convention playing racist cartoons in the grand ballroom?

    ·        Which movie did Bill Cosby attempt to buy to remove from circulation?

    ·        Which actor did Gene Wilder replace in Blazing Saddles and why?

    55 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #155 - Directors Turned Actor & Top 5 A.I. Characters

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    Episode 155:   “Santy Claus”  

    Jim, Joseph, and George consider the singularity as they debate the best A.I. characters in TV and movies. Also discussed are the Top 5 film performances by directors turned actors.

    ·        Which actor did Sydney Pollack replace in Kubrick’s final film?

    ·        Home of the Whopper = thermonuclear war?

    ·        What are those two Facebook robots up to?

    ·        1MB memory for Mr. Feeny?

    ·        Spike Jonze vs. Spike Lee

    ·        “My mother was a toaster!”

    ·        In the Garden of the Satellite People 

    ·        Jim performs his most offensive impersonation to date.

    ·        James Cameron  filming O.J. Simpson as a murderous robot?

    ·        Are people trying to make Nostradamus’ predictions come true by performing heinous acts? 

    ·        What touching self-sacrifice does Kevin Spacey’s character make on the moon? 

    Special: An actual A.I. helps decide the outcome of the best A.I. category. 

    1 hr 31 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #154 - Top 5 Movie Swordfights Best Beaches

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    Episode 154:   “Violence, language, and a glimpse of nudity”

    Jim, Joseph, and George debate the best movie swordfights and their top 5 beaches.

    ·        Which podcast host was stranded in a beach dune on crutches for hours as the tide came in?  

    ·        Why is Uma Thurman fighting in black and white?

    ·        Tickets to go to the beach???

    ·        Which podcast host’s response to natural beauty was “Wow, this looks like a screensaver”?

    ·        Which movie had car batteries hooked up to metal swords to achieve a special effect?

    ·        Why is Jim naked crouching in the shower at a swingers’ resort?

    ·        Which beach did one of the hosts get stung by a jellyfish (but it still makes his list)?

    ·        Jim’s ‘on-air’ apology for abandoning a near-death Joseph to go have fun

    1 hr 12 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #153 - Top 5 Bond Songs and Best Movie Henchmen

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    Episode 153:   “It’s a really strong hat, George!”

    For this session the boys examine movie henchmen (and hench-women) and  list their Top 5. Also discussed are their favorite 007 Movie Songs.

    ·        What happened to Radiohead’s Bond song entry?

    ·        Which henchman was a true-life henchmen before appearing in a classic film?

    ·        Which recording artist is the only one to date to appear in a Bond film singing their song?

    ·        Which song is the only Bond music to hit #1 on the Billboard charts?

    ·        Which Steven Spielberg henchman character actually had a candle made of him to melt?

    ·        Which Bond flick has Jimmy Dean the sausage brand spokesman in the movie?

    ·        “Braces or No Braces?”

    ·        What is the best way to shorten an annoyingly tall statue?

    52 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #152 - Worst Superhero Movies and Most Memorable Wrestlers

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    Episode 152:   “It’s 3-D: Dark, Dull, and Dumb.”

    Jim, Joseph, and George discuss and debate the WORST superhero movies and the most memorable wrestlers.

    ·        Which actress brought her Oscar to the Razzie award ceremony? 

    ·        Which world-famous wrestler originally was a rock bass player?

    ·        “Some days you just can’t get rid of a bomb.”

    ·        Who had the best song on the Wrestling Album?

    ·        Which two Marvel movies were considered so bad by Stan Lee that he opted out of making a cameo? 

    ·        Who was signed as a minor-league catcher in before entering the world of wrestling? 

    ·        Which superhero flick was so bad that it knocked the main actor out of staring in the Oscar nominated film LA LA LAND?

    ·        Which podcast host was told by a promoter to bulk-up and come see him about a career in wrestling?

     ENHANCMENTS:

    The Batman (2022) Adam West Edition:
     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RJm76FLBzw 

    The Wrestling Album: Junkyard Dog - Grab Them Cakes:
     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcKATAMJ4Fs 

    1 hr 4 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #151- Best Fish & Top 5 Fish-Out-Of-Water Movie Characters

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    Episode 151:   “Australia is not just a penial colony!”

    For this session, Jim, Joseph, and George present their favorite picks of Fish-out-of-Water characters in film. Also what are the Top 5 fish?

    ·        What 1979 movie is more Forest Gump than Forest Gump?

    ·        Where did the name Maddison originate from?

    ·        Is Babbel pronounced as ‘bɑbəl’ or ‘bæb.əl’?

    ·        What is Dr. J’s first (and only) movie role?

    ·        What’s the fish that doesn’t taste like fish according to Joseph?

    ·        What was Peter Sellers’ final film?

    ·        What was the first movie Disney released under the Touchstone banner?

    ·        Robert De Niro in the movie Big?

    ·        Who got mad at a movie poster of Crocodile Dundee?

    ·        Why does every ‘Fish-out-of-Water’ seem to take place in New York City?



    53 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #150 - BEST SNOW SCENE + 8 BIT VIDEO GAMES

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    Episode 150:   “It was like skiing on a moonless night with small flashlight lighting the path”

    Celebrating their 150th episode, Jim, Joseph, and George relive their 8-bit video games histories, and debate the top 5 best snow scenes in film.

    ·        What is the greatest video game shocker reveal of all time?

    ·        Who spelled out his initials by shooting out the Space Invaders blockades/barriers? 

    ·        A non-revenge plot in a Liam Neeson movie?

    ·        Learn what the first video game ‘Easter Egg’ was.

    ·        Discover Jim’s tactic to ‘retire’ after beating a competitor and not allowing them to redeem themselves.

    ·        How does Kurt Russell know that he’s sitting across from a shapeshifting  alien?

    ·        Which classic game was named after American author F. Scott Fitzgerald’s wife?

    ·        Which host is the Chopper Command champion at 999,999 points?

    ·        Busted: What led to George and his brothers getting caught opening Christmas gifts early?

    ·        Which podcast host played Space Invader for 8-hours straight as a boy?

    ·        Which company doubled-down on the most complicated video game controller?

    ENHANCMENTS:
    A few seconds of Jim’s victory over his brother, Mike playing Tecmo Bowl back in the day - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xj3QdFlBV3U

    Retro Game Emulator:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khgoQQ9j7W4

    Joseph shows off his skill and reveals the ADVENTURE Easter Egg & conclusion:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqPJLNG2Xmo 

    1 hr 15 min

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