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Episode 130:  “If only everything could be explained by a beautiful nude woman in a bathtub, what a different world this place would be.”

The guys debate the Top 5 instances of the ‘4th Wall’ being broken in cinema and the very best attractions at the zoo.

·        Learn how to identify and distinguish the difference an African and Asian elephant.

·        “I have seen a drunken Joseph eat potato with his hands… it’s not pretty.”

·        Which zoo animal is able to eat an entire pumpkin in one bite?

·        George is mocked by Jim and Joseph when he uses his personal experience (a visit to the Houston zoo with Tom Wu) as his submissions.

·        In an unprecedented moment, Joseph jumps ship and changes his entry mid-show.  

·        Which zoo animal bears the nickname ‘River Horse’?    

·        Which podcast host purposefully avoids the reptile house?

·        EXPOSED: Are giant panda bears actually larger than regular sized panda bears?

ENHANCEMENTS:

Green Acres - Fourth Wall Credits
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGx1hTusKGo 

Margot Robbie in a bathtub explaining economics
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sM8JoWich98 

Moonlighting Season 5 Opening
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stkSmKXUK_o

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 The Crispy Coated Robots salute Olivia Newton-John (RIP) as they listen to the Xanadu soundtrack.  

While the movie flopped then became a cult classic years later, the soundtrack was always a hit.  The album, which also included many songs from Electric Light Orchestra, went double platinum and produced two number one singles, "Magic" and "Xanadu."  Listen in and find out how The Tubes got involved with the song "Dancin'," which songs John Lennon said were his favorites, why you shouldn't roller skate into brick walls and more! 

And, yes, they talk about those unforgettable and puzzling scenes in the movie too.  

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Episode 129:  “Any movie that has a hook hand sharpening scene is a must-watch!”

The guys debate the Top 5 Revenge Movies of all time, and the greatest snow cone flavor in this episode. 

Highlights:

·        The highly anticipated conclusion to the cliffhanger does niacin make lima beans grow?

·        Jim and Joseph’s Willy Wonka-style golden ticket fantasy

·        The film debut of Jeff Goldblum as a rapist 

·        Joseph’s overzealous exposé on the history of shaved ice

·        Would you murder a family for some silver dollars?

·        Which movie(s) used over 450 gallons of fake blood?

·        Odd = New York, Even = L.A.

·        What is the only Star Trek movie Jim has ever seen?

·        Elvis in a Death Wish musical?

·        What is the Spanish word for snow cone?

·        All hell breaks loose when a faithful listener demands an apology of George and Joseph on Jim’s behalf.

**This show is dedicated to the memory of Humble, Texas’ Raspa Man; may your ice never melt and your lips be forever stained with flavored dye.** 

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Episode 128:  “The most preperprostiorous plot ever!”

The trio discuss the Top 5 Summer Camp Movies and best beans. 

·        Which bean did Native Americans sweetened with maple syrup?

·        What did Joseph’s brother tell him that made him swear off a specific type of bean for decades?

·        Which podcast host did a book report on a Tatum O'Neal movie just so he could carry her picture on the cover around?

·        Which movie does George dub the ‘Big Chill’ at summer camp?

·        “Chili can’t have beans!”

·        Who is Leslie Lopez?

·        “I like saying the word ‘garbanzo’.

·        Jim tries to shoehorn in a letter into the apology segment, but gets busted.

·        What is the top Jewish Summer Camp movie?

·        Which movie is considered Animal House for kids?

A CCR Science Moment:  Does niacin make lima beans grow? 

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AIRED 7-31-22 ON Houston Radio Platinum

The Crispy Coated Robots listen to the greatest pop instrumentals of all time!   Which artists will make the cut… The Ventures? Chuck Mangione? Edgar Winter? Herb Alpert? Average White Band? You’ll just have to listen to see if your favorite makes it to our canister for the future.  

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Episode 127:  “I don’t think eating outside because you’re homeless counts as a picnic.” 

Jim, Joseph, and George debate the best scenes involving deserts, and picnic items.

·        What to do with old Easter eggs

·        Learn Joseph and George’s recipe for potato salad.

·        Drink your own urine or not?

·        Why does R2-D2 sound like a trash can tipping over?

·        Learn the true definition of charcuterie board.

·        Jim majorly contests a desert entry omission.

·        Which podcast’s father thought The Three Amigos was a serious western?

·        Seed spitin’ contest?

·        The trio contemplates how gangsters locate each other for secret meetings without the use of GPS devices.

·        How to cure writer’s block for songwriters.

·        Which host is anti-utensils ?

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Episode 126:  “The Bridges Episode”

Joseph and Tom Wu’s feud and in-fighting reaches a new low when Tom leaves Joseph stranded at the airport forcing him to call in from the terminal.

Despite this challenge, the ‘unstoppable three’ persevere and debate the best scenes involving bridge structures and Top 5 Jeff Bridges’ roles.

·        What did Jim do that annoyed veteran Hollywood royalty Lloyd Bridges?

·        Which podcast host dressed in Charles Grodin cosplay ala "The Lonely Guy" during a dry spell in his dating life? (Fern not included)

·        What are the three acting personas of Jeff Bridges? 

·        Which Rickety Old Bridge will be sent into the future, or will it fall apart in the future too?

·        Why does Jeff Bridges’ self-indulgent movie roles appeal to George on such a deep level?

IT’S A TRAVESTY!
Which critically acclaimed, Oscar-winning Jeff Bridges role was shunned by George and Joseph?

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Episode 125:  “Tom Wu goes on strike!”  

The guys debate the best use of bees in a motion picture, and discuss the worst in movie remakes.

·        What works for James Bond movies but not the Pink Panther franchise?

·        How did Spielberg’s blockbuster ‘JAWS’ force future filmmakers to include sympathetic disclaimers?

·        Learn Grandpa Kovacik’s methods for getting out paying speeding tickets. 

·        No one wants Chris Rock Lite.

·        What is clearly an oversite of Disney theme parks by not including this as a ride?

·        Were those bees or flies tormenting Winnie the Pooh?

·        Why was 2019 such a bad year for remakes?

·        “You’re firearms are useless against them!”

·        Which director was convicted and served time for lying to the FBI?

·        A teddy bear dressed as a bee IS NOT a bee!

·        No woman should ever know the inner thoughts of men.

·        When LL Cool J is the best thing in the film, you know you have problems.

·        Alcoholism is a funny thing in the 80s.

Disclaimer:

“The African killer bee spoken about in this podcast bears absolutely no relationship to the industrious, hard-working American honey bee to which we are indebted for pollinating vital crops that feed our nation.”

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The Crispy Coated Robots will celebrate America by listening to Bruce Springsteen's "Born In The U.S.A." This 1984 classic has sold over 30 million albums and produced seven top-10 singles! Listen in as George W. Padgett and I answer these burning questions: What female voice was used at the beginning of the "I'm On Fire" video? Who was originally supposed to sing "Cover Me?" What song was recorded in 1982? How many times does Bruce say the word "down" in "I'm Goin' Down?"" Find out the answers to these questions and listen to hits like "Dancing In The Dark," "Glory Days" and "My Hometown" along the way.  Also, don't miss the Crispy Coated Robots podcast every Tuesday wherever you listen to podcasts! #newepisode #classicalbums #radioshow #brucespringsteen #BornInTheUSA #podcast #robots #music

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The Crispy Coated Robots listen to the Pretender's excellent third album "Learning To Crawl." This 1984 classic LP hit #5 on the Billboard 200 and features the classics "Middle of the Road", "My City was Gone", "Show Me" and "Back on the Chain Gang." The album also features the acclaimed cover of the Persuaders '71 hit "Thin Line Between Love and Hate" and the Christmas classic "2000 Miles." You'll get these songs plus the usual tidbits, trivia and goofy stuff from the 'bots. Plus, check out a new episode from Crispy Coated Robots podcast every Tuesday wherever you listen to podcasts. #classicalbums #newepisode #radioshow #thepretenders