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Episode 116:  The Cane Episode: “It was the best of Canes, it was the worst of Caines.”    

The guys deliberate over the best, worst, and weirdest roles of Sir Michael Caine, and the best use of a cane in a movie.

·        Which of Christopher Walken’s legs is supposed to be injured in the Dead Zone?

·        Which role earned Michael Caine a best supporting actor Oscar, though he was the main character?

·        Which podcast host geeks out on his favorite science fiction walking stick (the gimer stick)?

·        How many ‘Paycheck Movies’ of Michael Caine will make the list?

·        Which Chris Tucker role was originally intended for Prince?

·        “This time it’s personal!”

·        Which podcast host’s submission is disqualified because the cane is actually a sword? 

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Episode 115:  “He’s a ‘Frosty-Dipper,’ that’s what he is.”   

In this round, the boys battle it out over the best television show spin-offs and fast food desserts.

·        George literally and figuratively ‘phones in’ his entries for this one.

·        What is known as the ‘Texas Stop Sign’?

·        What is the gruesome connection between crushed dead bugs and strawberries in your shake?

·        Why is Jim so uncomfortable about George Jefferson singing ‘Louie Louie’?

·        Who is the deaf person preparing Taco Bell desserts?

·        Why don’t we talk about Chuck anymore?

·        What is George’s preoccupation with Law & Order?

·        The most tense moment of Jim’s music history is ordering a sandwich on George’s behalf.

·        Why does it take 4 plus hours to clean the ice cream machine?  

A New Show Feature Segment: ‘Joseph’s Omissions Apologies’  

Show Enhancement -  Lenny & Squiggy - "Hello" Compilation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPfmEN6i76g

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Episode 114:  “It seems like the whole business of radio is about taking bathroom breaks.” 

Jim, Joseph, and George pit their favorite kid movies against each other in this episode. Also discussed are the popular products and services modern technology obliterated from use. 

·        Wild partying by the oompa loompas

·        Jim explains old radio station technology to Joseph.

·        George shares why he relates to a main character in a Pixar film.

·        Learn how old E.T. is supposed to be.

·        The symbolism of The Wizard of Oz

·        Who’s uncle’s TV repair possessed cutting edge technology for its day?

·        The Columbia House scam

·        Which podcast host is haunted by the frightening image of an angry Mark Twain?

·        Which technology was so far ahead of its time even for itself?

·        Joseph reaches for the father of the year title, but mistakenly submits a slew of inappropriate non-kid-friendly films.

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Episode 113:  “You’re just jealous of my knottery!” 

The guys debate the greatest rivalries on film and in television. The second topic completely implodes on itself and dismantles the show as the trio confuses the criteria regarding 'knots'.

·        What 70s action comedy was a guilty pleasure of acclaimed director Alfred Hitchcock?

·        Which movie roles originally offered to David Bowie and Mick Jagger were filled by Steve Martin and Michael Cain?

·        What was the original stage name of folk rock duo Simon & Garfunkel? 

·        Which podcast host completely loses his cool over tying knots?

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Episode 112:  “Remember me as Toilet Sky.”

Jim, Joseph, and George have their heads in the clouds this session as they discuss best clouds intermingled with the best villain redemption stories in TV and film.

·        Which 60s cartoon character likely suffered from cardiomegaly?

·        Which podcast host reveals their one-man show: Rocky III?

·        Will this episode be a cloud force out for Jim?

·        Joseph simplifies remote data storage.

·        The guys reminisce about high school Coach Orbach passing out mimeograph sheets with Billy Ocean playing in the background.

·        What are Force Ghost rules? Where’s the Force Ghost hand or Qui-Gon Jinn?  “Use the flush, Luke… use the flush!”

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Episode 111:  “It’s a pork-like product.”   

In this episode, the boys tackle the subject of the top 5 assassins in television and film. Also discussed are the items tragically no longer served in American fast food establishments.

·        Why does Wendy’s have a worm farm?

·        Jim gives George and Joseph a brief glimpse into the Taco Bell underground illuminati.

·        Why does Jim consider May 27, 2021 the end of an era for potato-based meals.

·        What is the only state in the U.S. that offers the original fried apple pie?

·        Are special taco ovens THAT expensive?

·        Which podcast host informs listeners on how to order off-menu items?

·        Why should you never mispronounce an assassin’s last name?

·        Why did the Bell Beefer cost too much to make?

·        Uncle Seamus O'Grimacey

·        How did Jim and Joseph single-handedly shut down the $2.99 SuperBar?

·        Why is Joseph so eager to finish the episode?

ENHANCEMENT: Joseph's Apple Pie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnJzYokDryo 

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Episode 110:  “…Like a sugary lava.”   

Jim, Joseph, and George contemplate the best non-Jim Henson created puppets, and also the Top 5 in Breakfast Pastries.

·        Which movie preview terrified the trio as young boys to the degree that they gave up any and all dreams of being professional ventriloquists?  

·        How did Joseph know that his choice of pastry doomed the relationship between him and a former girlfriend?

·        What does George say about Texas pastries that’s sure to light a fire in Waco?

·        What is the significance of freckles on marionettes?

·        Which podcast host gives an impromptu English lesson on Yoda Speak?

·        Which is Joseph’s favorite Romper Room episode and why?

·        What gallows humor comment stops the show in its tracks as the guys can’t stop laughing?

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Episode 109:  “Theft is the lifeblood of all art!”  

Jim, Joseph, and George discuss those moments in Oscar awards history when the academy just flat got it wrong. Also debated is the best of the best in the world of comfort food. 

·        Which common meal was withheld from Joseph by his family for over three decades?

·        Let’s face it, Ned Beatty and  Warren Beatty are pretty much interchangeable, right? 

·        Is pizza a comfort food if you eat every week?

·        Jim and George accidentally have a sincere, well-spoken debate for the first time ever (before Joseph corrects them).

·        Beans or no beans in the chili?

·        Tom Wu finds a recording of George’s bandmates from 2008.

·        Will they or Won’t they: Corned Beef Hash Edition  

·        What is the most boring spy movie ever released?

·        The amazing staying power of Sausage Cheese Balls.

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Episode 108:  “Yeah, I’m all growed up and haired over.”

For this session, the boys present their favorite Oscar-nominated pop songs along with their Top 5 Writing Utensils.

·        How is financial affluence measured with Crayola products?

·        Could John Denver lift and carry Debra Winger through a factory?

·        Which podcast host combats petty office theft by inscribing his full name on everything?

·        Which nominated song originally was written for a horror movie?

·        Why did the estate of Glen Campbell deliver a cease and desist order to George?

·        The trio recounts their experiences with the failed module system in middle grade?

·        Why since 1890 are #2 pencils yellow?

·        Which movie used The Beatles’ ‘Strawberry Fields Forever’ as a placeholder song?

·        Which song did Jim and his new bride walk into their wedding reception to?   

·        Which tune does George torture his wife during her exercise workouts?

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Episode 107:   Guilty Pleasures II: Twice the Fun, Twice the Guilt!

The second installment of the boys baring their souls and revealing their guilty pleasure movies.