Crispy Coated Robots

Crispy Coated Robots

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  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #139 - Best Comedy Horror Movies and Theater Therapy

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    Episode 139:   Theater Therapy: “That was the day that Jim became a man.”

    The boys discuss the Top 5 comedy horror films. Then the show gets personal as the trio share intimate moments each of them experienced throughout their lives in movie theaters.

    ·         What was Jim and Joseph’s first rated R movie?

    ·        What classifies as a zombie-dy? 

    ·        Gumbo and fantasy flicks do not mix!

    ·        What led to Joseph being kicked out of Jurassic Park III?

    ·        How did George’s son-in-law impress him at Rocky Horror Picture Show?

    ·        Who or what is ‘the Beast’ in Taika Waititi’s vampire mocumentary?

    ·        What ruined 2001: A Space Odyssey for one of the podcast host? 

    ·        Why didn’t the sequels to Ghostbusters satisfy viewers?

    ·        Which podcast host still has a phobia about open water due to the movie JAWS?

    1 hr 11 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS LISTEN TO...THE BEATLES' "RUBBER SOUL"

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    Houston Radio Platinum airdate 10-16-22

    Today at noon on Houston Radio Platinum, the Crispy Coated Robots listen to the Beatles classic "Rubber Soul!" That's right, George W. Padgett and Jim Beazy break down all the classic tracks - "Michelle," "Drive My Car," "Nowhere Man" and more! Find out - which song won a grammy, which actress inspired multiple songs, which song started the Patti-rock era and more! Listen on-air in Houston at 850 AM KEYH, online at houstonradioplatinum.com and on your phone by downloading the FREE app! If you miss the noon show (family stuff or football) check out the replay Monday at midnight! Chris Alan Joey Kovacik THE BEATLES Rob Olive #newepisode #classicalbums

    36 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #138 - Top 5 TV Shows of the 21st Century and Bottled Water

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    Episode 138:   “Then I saw her face, now I’m gonna leave her.”

    Jim, Joseph, and George debate the best television shows (thus far) of the 21st Century and the Top 5 bottled waters.

    ·        Why is Tracy Morgan so fixated on Chewbacca?

    ·        Which water does Andy Rooney drink?

    ·        Who do the podcast hosts consider to be the female Michael Scott?

    ·        Keri Russell and  the Milgram Shock Experiment

    ·        What Breaking Bad episode did actor Aaron Paul tell Jim he was as amazed as the viewing audience when he saw it?

    ·        The Silicon Valley formula presented at the end of the first season

    ·        Which bottled water product does Dwayne ‘the Rock’ Johnson drink?

    ·        Why did actor Craig Robinson (Darrel in the Office, Hot Tub Time Machine, etc.) blatantly lie to Jim?

    51 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #137 - Top 5 Doormat/Pushover Characters and Doormats

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    Episode 137:   “The Doormat Episode”

    The guys debate the best example of a doormat/pushover character, while also discussing doormats for the home.

    ·        Who did Christopher Reeves base his Clark Kent character on?

    ·        What’s up with the John C. Reilly roles?

    ·        ‘You’ve been Munsoned!”

    ·        Learn the perfect doormat for those who want to avoid doing housework.

    ·        Learn the tree types of doormats.

    ·        70s grass doormat with/without a daisy? 

    ·        If there’s only 12 months, how does Joseph’s mother Mrs. Johnson have 14 different mats?

    ·        Make sure that the dirt on the inside is different than the dirt on the outside.

    50 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #136 - Best Sandwich Scene + Best Flower

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    Episode 136:   “It’s got to have a lotta light, but not a lot.”

    Jim, Joseph, and George debate the best scenes involving sandwiches in the movies. Also discussed are the top 5 flowers (no roses). 

    SPOILER: An unprecedented episode in which ALL 5 of Joseph’s entries for one of the categories makes it in by matching with the other podcast hosts.

    ·        What is the Mississippi state flowha?

    ·        Get the recipe for Weird Allison’s sandwich from the Breakfast Club.

    ·        Are serpents hiding in the flower patches alongside the highway?

    ·        Why are these sandwiches all wet?

    ·        Joseph schools the guys on the financial currency folly of the 1600s Tulip Bubble.

    ·        What’s in the ‘Dave Sandwich’?

    ·        Which flowers were given from Japan to Washington D.C. in 1912?

    ·        What is the most famous pastrami on rye in film? 

    45 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #135 - Top Body Transformations for Roles & Songs with Colors in the Title

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    Episode 135:   “Even his earlobes got fat!”  

    George completely misunderstands this episode’s prompt about actors who underwent remarkable bodily transformations for film roles.

    Also covered are songs with colors in the titles.

    ·        Listen as Jim and Joseph attempt to transform their bodies live on air.

    ·        Who glued their eyes shut for a role in order to win an Academy Award?

    ·        Matt Damon in ‘The Army One’

     ·        Who played a version of Thor after a role as a homicidal maniac?

    ·        In what movie did Tom Hanks get a true staph infection because he stopped bathing during the course of filming?

    ·        Which actress allowed her hair to be cut on film for in an attempt for absolute realism on film

    ·        Who gained 30 lbs. on a strict donut only diet for the roll of a serial killer?

    Enhancement: Robert Hazard - Escalator Of Life
     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yD-id0xBO_k 

    48 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #134 - Top 5 Kung Fu Movies & Best Board Game Pieces

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    Episode 134:   “So much back hair… I’ve never seen so MUCH back hair!”

    Jim, Joseph, and George contemplate the Top 5 Kung Fu films, and best board game tokens/pieces. 

    ·        Who provided the voice of The Great Gazoo?

    ·        Which is considered the sneakiest piece in chess?

    ·        Which movie is Wu-Tang Clan always referencing?

    ·        Which podcast host can’t stand Kung Fu flicks in which the characters are allowed fly in the air and defy the physics of gravity?

    ·        Learn the controversy about monopoly and a charm bracelet.

    ·        Why did Bruce Lee need to pee so badly in one of his films?

    ·        Which TV show character was used as a fake-out question in an attempt to sue a trivia game company?

    ·        The long awaited release of Jim, Joseph, and George’s Prog-Rock album  “Game Pieces”

    ·        Which piece is the world’s least favorite Monopoly token? 

    ·        What are the category designation colors for the Trivial Pursuit wedges?

    ·        How did artwork of Abe Lincoln’s beard lead to the first United States’ parlor game being made?

    ·        Potato fuel to solve the energy crisis?

    ·        Which modern-day game originated from ancient Egypt called ‘Knuckle-Bones’?

    ENHANCEMENT: Careless Whisper Bruce & Chuck:
     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=An1Thz3wSII 

    1 hr 2 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #133 - Best Out of Sequence Movies & Things that are Green

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    Episode 133:   “Billy Ray Cyrus playing the role of a medical doctor is not the weirdest part of this movie!” 

    Prepare for complete disorienting mayhem as this episode about films that are out of order is presented non-sequentially. Also discussed: Things that are green.

    ·        Why does Joseph love the Mr. Greenjeans segment so much?

    ·        1860s exploding traffic lights

    ·        Which comic book character always wears maroon pants?

    ·        Which non-sequential film recounts a turning point of WWII? 

    ·        Jealous of divers

    ·        Who can resist Uncle O'Grimacey in the springtime?

    ·        How did a Pittsburgh football franchise attempt to poison small children in the 70s?

    59 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #132 - Best Elevator Scenes & Top 5 Familiars

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    Episode 132:   “You know you’re in trouble when the firefighters come after you!”

    In this episode, the boys discuss and debate the Top 5 elevator scenes in movies, and the best in familiars.

    • Did Tom Waits even know he was in a movie?
    • Which movie does George consider a master class in cinema misdirection?
    • “Now I have a machine gun --- Ho ho ho.”
    • The guys gush over underappreciated familiars from “What We Do in the Shadows.” 
    • What is the elevator that elevators dream of being when they fall asleep at night?
    • There's a fifty/fifty chance.

    ENHANCEMENT:
     Jerry Lewis, The Errand Boy (1961) 
     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-e5NDmucQM 

    56 min

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