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The Crispy Coated Robots present their most controversial album review episode. Album purists may be mortified. Fans of primal screaming may turn away. However, fans of great songs performed without moans, groans and sounds of terror may love it! Parental discretion is advised. Listen at own risk - there is NO lifeguard on duty. Don't listen on an empty stomach. Ok, enough of the disclaimers, today George W. Padgett and I listen to the completely fabricated John Lennon album "Single Fantasy + 2% Milk." This album is made up of all John Lennon's songs from platinum selling comeback "Double Fantasy" (with Yoko Ono) and 2 hit songs from posthumous "Milk and Honey." Just to be clear, the Crispy Coated Robots celebrate the love John and Yoko had, but we were wondering how the album would sound De-Yoko'd. So, join us today on this blasphemous musical journey! And, listen to new episodes of the Crispy Coated Robots podcast every Tuesday! Crispy Coated Robots is a Podcast PDs production.
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Episode 124:  “Nobody wants to see Harrison Ford as a Russian—Nobody!”

Jim holds his own against George and Joseph as the trio debates fake movies and television shows they’d like to see in real life. They also discuss the best and worst in movie accents.

·        Why is Glen Close’s voice coming out of Andie MacDowell’s mouth?

·        Which well-known movie actor was let go from The Purple Rose of Cairo though his parts were already filmed? 

·        A Paraguayan snake hunter

·        Which actor’s makeup was so good that it landed him a real date with a senior citizen?

·        Which two actors formally apologized for their awful accents?

·        Who is the comedic actor that frustrated his own mother when she visited the set because he remained in character the entire time? 

BONUS: Carnival romance tips from George

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Episode 123:  “My snack, my choice!”

Kicking off Season 4, Jim, Joseph, and George argue the best TV characters introduced after the first season. Get ready to add up the calories as the boys debate their Top 5 healthy snacks.

·        George recounts how he and then girlfriend/future wife were so poor that they had to rig a broken TV in order to watch Bruce Willis & Cybill Shepherd fall in love.

·        How was cinema expert Dr. Roth ultimately betrayed by ABC television during the late 80s?  

·        Which podcast host has never eaten cottage cheese because of his father?

·        What is this secret society/cult of Hot Grape Nuts?

·        Listen as George is completely shut out of a category by the two Js.

·        What happens if you drink a soda and eat a banana in the same setting?

·        Will the original Frank Costanza please stand up!

·        Which podcast host’s grandfather turned orange from eating carrots?

DOUBLE VISION: Jim reveals a special family remedy for getting struck on the head with an aluminum bat.

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Episode 122:  “I need a checker the size of a steering wheel!”  

This week the guys debate the Top 5 non-board, non-card, non-video games. Also discussed are those great movies that flopped at the box-office but deserve a second chance to be viewed.    

·        Why is actress Jennifer Garner considered the Lady Macbeth of butter?

·        Medals for Table Hockey?

·        Which podcast host’s brother made him cry by cheating using a mirror?

·        Which film was director Martin Scorsese so distraught about low box-office returns that he wrote an op-ed piece in the L.A. Times?

·        How can the word ‘Zephyr’ help you win a card game?

·        Which podcast host’s wife tricked him into playing a chess master online?

·        Which ending of Dr. Sleep was filmed?

·        Which 90s film noir has the shortest film scene shot ratio at 2 seconds or less?

·        Why are death row inmates forced to serve out their sentences by ice fishing?

·        Which game caused Joseph’s father to go on a violent rampage until Joseph turned age 24?

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Episode 121:  “It’s a family affair/the sheep don’t like it!”

This week the guys compare their top five favorite actor family members. Also considered are the most severe misunderstood song lyrics.    

·        Which eccentric movie director sold DVDs of his only film in the theater along with his designer underwear?

·        Which 90s box office bomb was a guilty pleasure of Martin Scorsese?

·        Which famous Hollywood family  does George butchers the last name of? 

·        Which song immortalized a specific feminine product  forever?

·        What is up with all of these baldheaded women?

·        Why is Whitney Houston changing lyrics?

·        Which misunderstood lyric does Joseph learn ‘live’ during the podcast that he’s gotten wrong for so many years?

·        What is a ‘Blue Summer’?

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The Crispy Coated Robots listen to the Talking Heads best selling album "Little Creatures." This million selling classic features the hits "Road to Nowhere," "And She Was," "Stay Up Late" and "The Lady Don't Mind." Listen all along to the music on your favorite streaming site!  And, listen to new episodes of the Crispy Coated Robots podcast every Tuesday!

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Episode 120:  “Well, one has a squiggle.”

Jim, Joseph, and George discuss their picks for the Top 5 Johnny Depp film roles, and debate the best snack cakes.

·        Which Johnny Depp biopic cost more to make than the subject matter it was about?

·        How did Canadians save the Twinkie?

·        Which podcast host visited a prop warehouse in Hollywood and accidentally destroyed actual props from ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’? 

·        Which snack food mascot offered up the delicious bodies of his subjects to be eaten by the masses?

·        Are you down with OCP?

·        The controversial Zinger challenge 

·        For which role did Depp study Charlie Chaplin to present a sympathetic isolationist.

·        What is Mamaw Johnson’s snack delight of choice?

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Episode 119:  “I may not be able to spell, but I can count! My orange-mocha Frappuccino gasoline fight” 

Jim, Joseph, and George debate the best action movies and Top 5 Explosions on film.

·        Why did Jim not show up to his radio interview with actor Matt Damon?

·        Which movie actually blew up City Hall in Orlando, FL?

·        Which podcast host’s brother worked as a prison guard?

·        Jim confesses about his entire morning radio crew all falling asleep in the theater during 1991’s  biggest blockbuster action film.

·        What are those Star Wars helmets good for?

·        Joseph details his winter all-day theater movie marathon binge(s).

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Episode 118:  “It’s like Santa without his beard; we don’t want that stuff!”    

For this show, the guys debate the best musical trios and their favorite planets.

·        Joseph explains wormhole interstellar space travel theory to Jim.

·        Which band temporarily hired a drummer because the initial of his last name began with the letter ‘P’?

·        ‘Take a trip to the magical land of Nirviarania’

·        Which influential prog-rock mega band did the Beastie Boys buy  used equipment from?   

·        Which podcast host admits to being an amateur astronomer as a young boy? 

·        Who ate dinner beneath a nude life-like prop of Sylvester Stallone and why?

Show Enhancement: Brown 25 (from Uranus)
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=008BPUdQ1XA 

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Episode 117:  “Why are the Italian cyclists such jerks?”   

Jim, Joseph, and George consider/discuss the best Fictional Athletes and debate the best paper products.

·        Joseph extolls the many virtues of the paper towel.

·        Learn the correct and proper way to place the toilet paper on the roll: ‘Mullet-Style’ or ‘Beatles’ Mop-Top’ 

·        Who bowled three consecutive strikes for a movie role?

·        A visit from George’s Uncle Pappy from ‘Pappy’s Place’ 

·        Who had the greatest hair comb-over in cinematic history?

·        Jim’s One-Man Show at the forensics meet: The Rocky Balboa Story (the entire film in 10 minutes)