Crispy Coated Robots

Crispy Coated Robots

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  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #179 - Top 5 Memory Loss Movies and Best Fast Food Promotions

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    Episode 179:   “Thanks for the memories…”    

    Jim, Joseph, and George discuss their favorite movies in which the plot centers around memory loss. What are the best historic fast food promotions?

    ·        What does MLM & FFP stand for?

    ·        Which promo is Joseph’s favorite loyalty rewards program?

    ·        Why is amnesia comedy gold?

    ·        What was the last movie Jim saw before dating his wife?

    ·        Which food was designed to give patrons unsettling dreams?

    ·        Which restaurant was the first fast food to have a salad bar and serve food at a drive-thru 

    ·        Which food-eating contest increased sales by 93%?

    ·        Which movie franchise influenced the Bond movies? 

    ·        The sad history of Burger Chef and Jeff

    ·        The history of VHS sales and Disney

    ·        Meteors with Sean Connery and Natalie Wood?

    ·        Intended as a gag product – Oversized Doritos chips increases Taco Bell sells 

    ·        Jim gets lost on his way to meet Matt Damon 

    Enhancement: Trailer for Meteor The Movie

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RW6jS9bJ5bo 

    1 hr 4 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #178 -Top 5 Serious Sitcom Moments & Best Hash

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    Episode 178:   “On a very special episode…”    

    The trio discuss the Top 5 serious moments in American sitcom television, and various forms of Hash.

    ·        Learn the French definition/translation of ‘hash’

    ·        A terrifying musical robotic gorilla  

    ·        Who was originally set to play the character of Archie Bunker in ALL IN THE FAMILY?

    ·        “It wasn’t a noisy chicken!”

    ·        Actor Gordon Jump makes the list twice for serious episodes.

    ·        Which show was a spinoff from Maude?

    ·        What did Michael and Pam say to each other at the end of episode in which he departs THE OFFICE? 

    ·        Does a Tom Hanks’ character die while drunk driving?

    ·        Carroll O'Connor crying into a slipper? 

    ·        “Oh no! George was blown-up in his car!”

    59 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #177 - Best Food Duo Combos & Top 5 Whodunit Flicks

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    Episode 177:   “I’m just grateful to live in an age that has PB & J!”  

    Jim, Joseph, and George debate the Top 5 movies in which everyone is a suspect. Also discussed are the best food duo combinations.

    ·        Which role was originally intended for Carrie Fisher but has to be offered to someone else when she went to rehab?

    ·        Everyone knows about the 3 endings to CLUE, but what about the 4th?

    ·        Learn Substitute Swearing Options

    ·        John Cleese & Mr. Bean turned down the same butler role in the mid-80s?

    ·         Which film exalted writer Truman Capote to Best New Star?

    ·        Which John Cusack movie filmed multiple endings to avoid leaks?  

    ·        Which state(s) dialect did actor Daniel Craig base his detective Benoit Blanc on?

    ·        Daffy Duck and Donald Duck in the same movie; what’s not to love?

    ·        Which film adaptation of her books did Agatha Christie approve of?

    48 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #176 - Top 5 Amateur Detectives & Best Food Court Eateries

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    Episode 176:   “We didn’t land on Hickory Farms, Hickory Farms landed on us!”  

    Jim, Joseph, and George offer their Top 5 Untrained Detectives and Best Food Court Eateries.

    ·        Cary Grant on a weekly TV series?

    ·        How to load up on mall samples when you’re a broke teenager

    ·        George loses his sci-fi credentials with the Kingdom of the Spiders

    ·        Is Perry Mason a murderer?

    ·        How does Joseph offend the entire tattoo community?

    ·        What does Jim call resurrection pizza?

    ·        Pilgrims at the mall?

    ·        Which podcast host hard a TV crush on Jennifer Hart?

    ·        Water Baptism or Fried Apple Pie – which will Joseph choose? 

    ·        George’s unfulfilled love of the ‘Corndog girl’

    ·        The longest CCR grievance letter to date

    CCR Special Report:
    Joseph goes to Puerto Rico for a fast food fried apple pie:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3eJyZYSvDc 

    58 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #175 - Top Acting Performances by Musicians and Foods that Go Best with Milk

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    Episode 175:   “If you really want to live take an Oreo and dip it in a hot bowl of chili!”

    Jim, Joseph, and George debate the best musician-turned-actor roles in film and foods that go best with a glass of milk.

    ·        Which American Idol contestant didn’t win the show, but went on to nab an Academy Award?

    ·        Which podcast host questions the integrity of Mark Walberg’s interest in music whatsoever?

    ·        Joseph’s controversial Ace Face/Sting Quadrophenia submission

    ·        What is considered the ‘Bowl of Chili’ of intermissions?

    ·        “What the hell is Frank Sinatra doing up there?”

    ·        Jim offends the entire state of Connecticut.

    ENHANCMENT:
    James Taylor and Dennis Wilson’s cult classic Two-Lane Blacktop:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPbqV9CgV9s 

    53 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #174 - Best TV Shows that Deserved Another Season + Top 5 Jelly Belly Flavors

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    Episode 174:   “Every series that ends prematurely should conclude with Patrick Duffy (AKA Bobby Ewing) stepping out of a shower revealing it was all a dream.”

    Jim, Joseph, and George mourn all of the television series that ended too early. Also discussed are the Top 5 Jelly Belly flavors.

    ·        Which Fox comedy show (despite positive reviews and winning an Emmy) was canceled after only 13 episodes

    ·        An apologetic scrotum eczema conversation

    ·        Better Off Ted Talks

    ·        Which CBS show when canceled became a popular graphic novel?

    ·        Listen to ‘Chemist Joseph’ describe the best flavor combinations of jelly beans. 

    ·        Was Jim and Joseph’s script ‘8th Grade’ stolen by Judd Apatow for ‘Freaks & Geeks’?

    ·        What is the Gilmore Girls connection with The Terminator?

    54 min
  • CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #173 - Best Office Episode + Best Frozen Food Item

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    Episode 173:   “Send your kid to the bus stop with a waffle in their hands.”

    The guys share their favorite episodes of The Office, and debate the best items found in the supermarket frozen food aisle.

    ·        The musical career of Jimmy Dean

    ·        What is considered the most controversial episode of The Office?

    ·        George’s frozen food pic challenge

    ·         “I’m all about the bloat.”

    ·        The history of frozen food and flash-freezing  during WW II

    ·        Which Office episode spurred the most viral videos? 

    ·        Doing the steps of the Scarn dance

    ·        Which is worse: A head wound or a foot wound?

    ·        Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Fun Run Pro Am Race for the Cure

    57 min
  • Crispy Coated Robots #172 - Best Movie Betrayal + Minor Body Ailments

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    Episode 172:   “Broken Glass & Waste”

    Jim, Joseph, and George debate the Top 5 Betrayals in Film. Also discussed is minor body ailments.

    ·        Does being a colicky baby lead to you committing betrayals against the family?

    ·        Which podcast host suffers from severe beard dandruff?

    ·        Jim tries his hand at juvenile vandalism and ends up vomiting.

    ·        Does cracking one’s knuckles lead to arthritis later in life?

    ·        What is the average amount of times a day the average person breaks wind?

    ·        Jim’s foot vs. a shark

    ·        Learn the ultimate excuse for getting out of a speeding ticket.

    ·        The six types of acne

    ·        80s kids and pimples on Netflix  

    ·        Joseph’s ‘V-Cut’ toenail regimen 

    59 min
  • Crispy Coated Robots #171 - Best Movie Shootouts + Best Buffet Items

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    Episode 171:   “There’s nothing like having an eggroll next to a blot of pudding!”    

    This episode the guys discuss the Top 5 movie shootout scenes and the best items for buffets.

    ·        The joy of durable muffins

    ·        Which Quentin Tarantino movie does Joseph consider to be like a Shakespearian tragedy?

    ·        “It’s like a Bacon Buffet with breakfast sides.”

    ·        How is actor Val Kilmer teaching U.S. Marines?

    ·        Taking a cruise = Trapped in a crowded mall

    ·        The Tom Wilrod pizza buffet contest challenge in college

    ·        Muffins versus Pudding

    ·        Joseph rates all of the best buffets in Las Vegas.

    ·        Which 1960s Russian propaganda film did Brian De Palma steal from for his mob shootout scene?

    ENHANCMENT:
    Old Country Buffet Training Video
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    1 hr 16 min
  • Crispy Coated Robots #170 - Best Dance Scenes and Iconic Structures

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    Episode 170:   “It’s another George Whoopsie Show.”    

    Jim, Joseph, and George debate the Top 5 Dance Scenes in Movies and the Iconic Structures.

    ·        Which podcast host did the Moonwalk at the Vatican?

    ·        Soot covered paintings

    ·        Did John Travolta steal a dance trophy or not?

    ·        Which famous building/structure was encrusted with diamonds?

    ·        Where did George first see the Wave performed?

    ·        Which classic 80s dance movie was based on a 90 year ban in Elmore City, Oklahoma?

    ·        The trifecta of Travolta dancing on film

    ·        The swaying St. Louis arch egg-shaped elevators

    ·        Who turned down the main role in Footloose that went to Kevin Bacon?

    ·        Which podcast host Injured himself on the Spanish Steps in Rome?

    ·        Learn what is the most visited monument in the world.

    1 hr 10 min

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