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Cynthia "Cici" Hoffman was a girl who never backed down from a challenge. She had a slight learning disability, but this didn't stop her. She worked in her father's handyman business and graduated high school and hung out with her best friend 'Angela'. Little did she know, her friend was no friend at all. 

TW/CW: CSA, SA, learning disability

PLEASE HEED the TW on this case. The CSA is very extreme. 

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Nothing about that sounds...interesting. But this is one of our most requested topics. Cause the Denver Airport is bananas. Is it hiding secrets of the apocalypse?! Has an art installation killed someone? Tune in and find out!

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TECHNICAL ISSUES. THIS IS AN OLDER PATREON EPISODE <3 

TW/CW: CSA, brief mention of child abuse, SA

TLC introduced the world to the Duggars, a Baptist Fundie family from my neck of the woods, Arkansas. While they didn't officially follow the Quiverfull movement, they went with a lot of the teachings, especially the bit about having a ton of children. To the public, they seemed goofy, cringe, but wholesome enough if you could get past the god stuff. But behind the scenes, the family kept a dark secret. Josh was molesting his sisters. It only gets worse from there. Join Lillian and Merris as they discuss this truly disgusting person. Please take the trigger warnings serious on this one! And the horrible CP I mention at the end, please please don't google it. <3 

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Everything sucks right now...so let's talk about these silly little guys. Like the D*ldo Monster! Or the Yukon Beaver Eater! Join us as we once again face a cryptid with MAN LEGS. Also, the Piasa Bird IS THE WORST. 

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In 2002, Kacie Woody was 13 years old and was obsessed with chatting online. It was normal for the time and her age and in the early days of online chat rooms and instant messaging, we didn't know as much about safety as we do now. She thought she was talking to a 17 year old boy from California...the reality was much more terrifying. 

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You might remember seeing these videos on youtube and twitter back in the 2010's and then, they just vanished from memory. Strange trumpeting sounds coming from the sky with an unknown origin. It just HIT DIFFERENT in 2012. But I DID NOT FORGET. And neither did the bizarre scary noises coming from the sky. Here are the links for some of the ones I talk about in this episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P4XOiMKLhk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T93Z6pYzf14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAIBh6M2YUE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBkh4-J2ZQ8

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This month's theme is Catfishing! This case is really disturbing and very strange. It is almost beyond belief. TW/CW: SA, sibling abuse, mental health

Jenelle Potter was raised to be very sheltered. Her parents were strict and controlling and this led her to make a life for herself online. The problem was...she wasn't portraying herself accurately, and soon, it all spiraled out of control. 

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Don't let the title fool you...this is unhinged in every way. Aliens. AI. Time is fake. You know the drill! 

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AUDIO FIXED

Someone was a ding dong and put the outro in place the intro. WONDER WHO THAT DING DONG WAS??? *it was Lillian 

Molly had overcome so much in her young life and was making a name for herself in the world of fitness and nutrition. Until she got into a relationship with the controlling and abusive Joshua Stimpson. He would go on to stalk and harass her until he stabbed her over 75 times. 

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I picked this one because it's hilarious. And to know why it's funny, you gotta wait until the end. I love covering unusual near death experience stories and Howard's is definitely a super weird one. Too bad he missed and got the entire message wrong. OH WELL! SUCKS TO SUCK

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